Big Mac gets Biblical on this Bible Beating Brony
Cain (who we assume had a brother named Abel), starts off by telling Andrea Libman, M.A. Larson, and Peter New to stay away from Trotcon, because they will have adult materials available in a secured room, late at night, that requires government-issued photo ID to enter.
He calls Peter his "cousin" (which given his type, probably isn't a good thing), and asks them to boycott the convention "Out of Nobility". Peter, is having none of that shit and informs the misguided messiah that he is perfectly capable of handling himself.
He then begins to reference scripture, and even goes as far as to try and get toy vendors to avoid the convention to help his one-man-crusade against the heathen horsefuckers.
He also begins to tell New how he should live his life by saying he should stay away from web pages that show Adult materials (aka the majority of the Internet).
Peter even went as far as to drop some science on Saint George, sending his flood down the drain.
Naturally, the pony community catches wind of the exchange rather quickly, jumping in the argument, and Peter lays the final nail in the coffin, by doing something that radicals and fundamentalists absolutely cannot stand: actually applying the scripture and not just quoting it.
Peter tells his followers to turn the other cheek, and not judge, lest they be judged themselves.
The battle of wits, in which Cain was unarmed, and Peter brought a Flamethrower, was decidedly over. But the zealot is anything if not persistent, as his crusade continues.
Remember to always let he who is without sin cast the first stone.
And get that guy to hurry up because we want our turn.