Big Mac gets Biblical on Bible Beating Brony by

Apparently the "Future President" George Cain's apologies meant nothing, as he is back on the campaign trail, this time attacking Trotcon and telling Peter New and others to boycott it out of "moral reasons". Flameheart quickly learned that when you play with fire, you're bound to get burned, as Peter "Take shit from no-one" New, roasted his ass clear across twitter.

Big Mac gets Biblical on this Bible Beating Brony

Cain (who we assume had a brother named Abel), starts off by telling Andrea Libman, M.A. Larson, and Peter New to stay away from Trotcon, because they will have adult materials available in a secured room, late at night, that requires government-issued photo ID to enter.


He calls Peter his "cousin" (which given his type, probably isn't a good thing), and asks them to boycott the convention "Out of Nobility". Peter, is having none of that shit and informs the misguided messiah that he is perfectly capable of handling himself.



He then begins to reference scripture, and even goes as far as to try and get toy vendors to avoid the convention to help his one-man-crusade against the heathen horsefuckers. 


He also begins to tell New how he should live his life by saying he should stay away from web pages that show Adult materials (aka the majority of the Internet).

Peter even went as far as to drop some science on Saint George, sending his flood down the drain.



Naturally, the pony community catches wind of the exchange rather quickly, jumping in the argument, and Peter lays the final nail in the coffin, by doing something that radicals and fundamentalists absolutely cannot stand: actually applying the scripture and not just quoting it. 


Peter tells his followers to turn the other cheek, and not judge, lest they be judged themselves. 
The battle of wits, in which Cain was unarmed, and Peter brought a Flamethrower, was decidedly over. But the zealot is anything if not persistent, as his crusade continues. 


Remember to always let he who is without sin cast the first stone. 
And get that guy to hurry up because we want our turn.


Comments (33)

  1. That dude is so cingeworthy, lol

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  2. Ah, thanks for being there for us who didn't see this. This kinda shit is so common on 4chan that I only enjoy it when it happens elsewhere on the net. The only good this universe need is the Saint Based God Peter!

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    1. Peter is still kind of a fag in regards to Emily Jones.
      I mean, even Tinker is right about things on occasion, but it doesn't change that they are pretty horrible in general.

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    2. Apparently, someone hasn't read the third or fourth post in which Horse News promotes Purple Tinker.

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  3. What ever happened to the interview with this guy that Horse News were supposed to publish? I thought it supposedly happened almost two weeks ago?

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    1. Flameheart Kindle24 January 2015 at 11:12

      Chelis is getting around to it. I asked him the other day.

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  4. I'm conflicted. This Cain guy (and kudos for the Able bit, got a giggle from me) is a cringeworthy fundie of the highest order... but then we got Peter and OsakaJackoff in there, too. Shit...

    I really hope this continues, this has the beginnings of some delicious drama.

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    1. I doubt it will, unless Cain pushes it really far. If anything, the VA's are trained to put down arguments as they arise.

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    2. I think we can probably count on him taking it too far. It's what he is known for. From what I heard he only removed his YouTube videos and apologized because someone found his personal info (not hard when you use your real name). He seems to have forgotten that though or old habits die hard.

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    3. Flameheart Kindle24 January 2015 at 11:16

      No, I apologized and deleted my videos because my Christian friend convicted me that my methods were too harsh and were pushing people away from God.

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  5. More like future Chris-Chan

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  6. Oh god, after you guys retweeted Peter New, I was REALLY hoping you'd do an article about this fundie nutjob. Fucken sweet.

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    1. Not here, no you didn't.

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    2. They tried not to include me, but one of the mentions Cain made was about me.

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    3. Hitler Did Nothing Wrong23 January 2015 at 18:08

      Attention-seeking behaviour isn't an attractive trait, Psi.

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  8. >pedomommy

    I guess she's never going away now that her son shilled gramma sibsy.

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    1. I smell the virginity reeking off of you, sir.

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  9. This fandom needs gates.

    So does Ohio, fuck.

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  10. This guy is priceless: http://i.imgur.com/qpr3Jdf.png

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  11. "The battle of wits, in which Cain was unarmed, and Peter brought a Flamethrower"
    I was just drinking tea, you bastards.

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  12. This guy keeps getting lulzier. TrotCon had 18+ stuff like, in its first year. I chilled with Skoon and watched HotDiggedyDemon draw a pregnant Pinkie Pie (? I can't remember, I wasn't the one who commissioned the pic) with a dick.

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  13. I seriously hope someone's keeping an eye on this wingnut.

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    1. People who are difficult to take seriously are easy to ignore.

      That said, I think Peter New showed him, and us, a hand full of aces. Based beyond belief!

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  14. I'm in tears. What's even better is that that thread eventually derailed into New and Cain arguing about evolution. Christ.

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    1. Yeah, I really hope they update the article with that stuff. And don't forget this little exchange: http://imgur.com/qeBjH5A

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  15. Do we have proof this guy isn't an uber ebin trolle?

    I mean, this is the internet, and he dox himself, surely he is subscribed to a local church association or something if he is that pious?

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  16. About time someone from the show's staff told off Osaka Jack in the process. Fat, bitter, weeaboo scumbag.

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  17. Flameheart Kindle24 January 2015 at 11:17

    For the record, I'm not the Messiah. Jesus is.

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    1. Are you sure you're not the Messiah?

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  18. New may have his flaws, but he's admittedly pretty based.

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  19. Nobody tells Andrea Libman what to do and where to go. She's Fluttershy, dammit!

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