Wisconsin Man gives horse oral sex while stoned, gets arrested by


Sheriff's deputies in Wisconsin arrested a man who after viewing an excessive amount of "Horse Porn" (we assume of Twilight Sparkle), decided to mask himself & make his horse fantasies come true in a barn where he gave a poor horse a blowjob & a handjob.


Jared Kreft, 30, of Wausau, WI admitted to sheriff's deputies that he has indeed, fucked the horse inside the barn he was found in with the poor horse whom in a pot-induced hallucination assumed was his waifu. He was also found with a jar of lubrication that he used for his session of horsefucking & a bong which he smoked from that helped induce his hallucinations of a pastel colored pony with a bigger blacker dick.

He was charged with "Sexual Gratification with an Animal Sex Organ", possession of pot & bail jumping and is being held on a $2,000 bond and ordered to stay away from the horse & the barn the horse resides in but it is not likely he will stay away as he continues to profess his love to his waifu.

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Comments (12)

  1. What a nice man. Wish someone would give ME a free blowjob.

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  2. >ordered to stay away from the horse
    I don't even

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  3. "Pot-induced hallucination," lol. Totally how it works.

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  4. Did the horse talk? If yes, what did the horse say?

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    1. He only communicates by morse.

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  5. What a great anti-pot story. Should be told to children everywhere. Oh, wait on second thought...

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  6. Oh I'm sorry, I thought this was America.

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  7. pot-induced hallucination.... Yea right hes just a freak!

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  8. I wonder if he was a little horse afterwards...

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  9. He may have mistaken the horse's dong with his bong.

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  10. Sheep I can see but a horse???? That's crossing the line lmao

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  11. Gives new meaning to horsey sauce hahahaha

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