Love: It's just awful. Especially if you had it and lost it. The brony community's equivalent to Brangelina, Sando appears to be no more. On twitter today, Sibsy made her feelings clear in Caps Lock. Her and Mando are no more following the corruption charges made against him earlier this evening.
Remember hearing about or feeling how awful it was to be broken up by text? Imagine being divorced by Twitter, folks. That is how Sabrina Allspaghetti do. The whole fandom cried out at the loss of horse famous relationship fodder and there have already been several shipper suicides reported.
So why did this happen? Earlier we got exclusive information from 2028 presidential candidate George Cain that MandoPony has been secretly attempting to corrupt the world's youth through his brony songs that include references to graphic bestiality and excessive cursing. We reached out to Sibsy for comment, and it seems this was the first she heard of it. After reading the article, Horse News can now proudly say we caused a divorce. That's one for the Horse News scoreboard.
We attempted to reach Sibsy and Mando for further comment, but seeing how Sibsy was hysterically crying and drawing some weird looking sad panda fish and Mando was playing his guitar half naked and gently weeping, we will simply have to wait to see who gets to keep the plushie collection.
For the record, Sibsy will get it. Because she's a lady.
The wait is over gentlemen. You may now begin fighting over Sibsy to be your waifu. It's cool, Horse News is filled with virgins, we don't care.