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Following in the line up of teaser trailers for what's promised to be a bad ass season five, Hasbro released the new Pinkie Pie teaser today. And also tried to sell us a hoodie and some skittles.


Following the teasers featuring Twilight "Mary Sucking Sue" Sparkle and Fluttershy "Squee monster" Travolta, it was only natural the pink devil herself came next in line for her own week in the spotlight. Each being released weekly, the next teaser should come out this coming monday, December 8th to further gear us up for Season 5. And the safe bet as that the next one will feature that blue bitchy pony. 

However, we're not wasting the opportunity. You can place your bets now by emailing Capper General your pick, wager amount, and picture of your genitalia. Below are the current odds.

Rainbow Dash           1/3
Applejack                 2/5
Rarity                       1/5
Sunset Shimmer      3/14
Any Princess             2/7
Derpy                     9/11

The pony races are now open!!!

Holy shit this is adorable. Seriously, it is. But why does the center kid in orange look like he has Down Syndrome? Horse News thinks it's hilarious but still.

Comments (9)

  1. Does ANYONE still care about pony?

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    1. u do. ur here, after all

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    2. I don't think you know where you are right now.

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  2. PINKIE PIE I LOVE YOU!!

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  3. An absolute disgrace, that last picture. Where will humans ever draw the line with the further exploitation of the most noble of beings, the beautiful equines? Will we see pony sex slavery next? You all ready have horse masks and even horse costumes, making a mockery out of the divine equine form. When will you all end your evil exploitation of the majestic, angelic, regal equine?

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    1. I sure hope there's sex slavery

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  4. Season five confirmed for the Pinkie Pie show.

    >Implying it wasn't already.

    God, why can't Hasbro just give equal exposure to all the characters instead of giving all the attention to this pink bitch?

    Pinkie Sue hur hur hur

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    1. Well played, Faggot. Well played.

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    2. Hey, the writers are welcome to prove me wrong, but so far its been the Pinkie Pie show in the worst way since S2. How come she's always right and has to save everyone?

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