Following in the line up of teaser trailers for what's promised to be a bad ass season five, Hasbro released the new Pinkie Pie teaser today. And also tried to sell us a hoodie and some skittles.
Following the teasers featuring Twilight "Mary Sucking Sue" Sparkle and Fluttershy "Squee monster" Travolta, it was only natural the pink devil herself came next in line for her own week in the spotlight. Each being released weekly, the next teaser should come out this coming monday, December 8th to further gear us up for Season 5. And the safe bet as that the next one will feature that blue bitchy pony.
However, we're not wasting the opportunity. You can place your bets now by emailing Capper General your pick, wager amount, and picture of your genitalia. Below are the current odds.
Rainbow Dash 1/3
Sunset Shimmer 3/14
Any Princess 2/7
The pony races are now open!!!