Before there was the Pony Cum Jar Project, there was Jizzmas. An annual event in which Jizzus Christ would descend unto /b/ to display his semen collection. This tradition dates back to 2007, and has happened every year on December 26th ever since. The man responsible has kept his collection going (in the name of science we assume).
Jizzmas Christ shared some troubling news with his 7th coming, that he may not be able to continue the tradition that so many 4channers look forward to, some even moreso than Christmas itself.
We believe his works are the inspiration for the now-infamous "Pony Cum Jar Project" that saw a toy Rainbow Dash boiled in semen last month.