M.A. Larson leaks Season Five plots to CSI by


On twitter today, Mitch "coronate a bitch" Larson leaked a photo of his extensive pony related work all along the walls of his sex dungeon office, and some people took interest other than /mlp/. CSI was called in to analyze the photo and the results were incredible.



This was the scene earlier on twitter from the secret location known as Fort Larson, one of the most secretive and heavily guarded places known through out the pony loving world. Mitch decided to show us his skills as a serial killer stalker by tweeting a picture of his key episode notes that are plastered all over his office walls. It's an impressive photo and provides a bit of insight to the writing process of Mitch. The only problem? No one could read a damn thing. 


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Prime season five spoilers dangling in front of our noses like milkbones to horny starving poodles. No one, not even our finest on-staff image analyzers could produce anything of value, other than noticing a box of tissues and scented candles that are assumed to be used for Larson's episode inspirations. Not one word could be recognized on the wall, period. 

That is, until the special CSI units were called in. However, even using their next level technology and keen eyes, the team could only make out one card clear as day, but it was a doozy. Something that will rock the foundation of the canon universe forever. In this episode, everything changes.



I think season five is going to be just fine with this top notch writing. Truly, the golden age has begun. Thanks M.A. Larson!



Larson is love. Larson is life. By the way, how are you enjoying the Horse News redesign? Enjoying Winter Wrap up being played infinitely? We are. Over. And over. and over...

Comments (16)

  1. The new design looks like Rudolph Dash is spraying her period all over the website... Whoever came up with this shit has design skills of that down syndrome tiger.

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    1. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE WERE GOING FOR <3

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  2. Oh man, you guys. I am feeling the spirit of the season SO HARD right now!

    Whether that's season 5 or the Christmas season is a bit of a mystery, though...

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  3. So, based on the new header, Horse News is now confirmed for barbershop. Someone get the PonyTones in here!

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  4. Oh you lovely faggets, you added some muzak (and no stop button mind you, that's the best part). Now all we need is some animated gifs walking in front of the screen and this will trully be Internet 1.0 all over again. <3

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  5. WINTER START UP WINTER START UP LET'S CRANK UP OUR HOLIDAY CHEER

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  6. Still the best song FiM made. A few come close, but none have the joyful atmosphere that Winter Wrap-up has.

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    1. I'm more partial to "Art of the Dress" myself, but even for me, it's a solid second.

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    2. >you will never hear Winter Wrap Up for the first time again

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    3. I hate Winter Wrap up, shit song, have to mute my speakers every time I hear it start.

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    4. Well your opinions are shit, anon

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  7. I, for one, don't like the new design. But that's only because my internet is a shit and so HN constantly playing music kills the everything.



    Thanks based Horse News!

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  8. I thought Mitch was too busy writing the rules and shit for his crossdressing pony general

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  9. >WWU
    >song celebrating the advent of spring
    >in winter

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    1. Looks like someone will be without presents from the christmas pony.

      Also you forgot Australia? How American.

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