Lord Sparkle descends from Equestria to smite the unworthy by


"Are you a god?" Twilight asked the impudent citizen of Chile today, shortly before raining hellfire down upon them for being unclean in her sight. Chileans, having never seen Ghostbusters, had no idea that the answer to that question is always "yes".



The Sta-Puft Marshmallow Pony Dark Tyrant was seen hovering through the streets above a Chilean city, declaring that she had come from the higher realms to smite the unworthy and purge the world of its sins.


Many hundreds attempted to flee the Princess of Magic to no avail as none escaped her gaze of justice and destruction.


Human sacrifices were offered to the titan, to quench her thirst for blood, but as one frightened man proclaimed "she eats like a horse". The bystander was then cast into the pit of neverending pain for his crime against puns.


The rampage lasted several hours before anyone could divine a method to put an end to the deity's reaping of souls.


A team of elite operatives brought in a Jager-style battle mech to fend off the magical flying unicorn from another dimension. The mech was built in the shape of a potato wearing a fedora, as it is the My Little Pony's natural predator.


The resulting carnage leveled several city blocks before the pony was finally put down. The mech was able to exploit a weakness found in the last parade-pony attack, by putting a large hole in a conspicuous location.


For now, Lord Sparkle will return to Valhalla where she will slumber for a thousand years, to return with renewed vigor and a hunger for souls.


Comments (13)

  1. I have laid stool.

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  2. You fools! It will surely return if you don't burn it!

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  3. Well i guess hasbro have to shot down Chile now.

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  4. I didn't realise that Twilight had Downs Syndrome.

    I learned something new today.

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    1. A giant balloon parade done during the first weekend of December by a retail store for Christmas, organized by our local Jew overlord Horst Paulmann. It runs for three years now.

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  6. FOOLISH SUBCREATURES! TWILOT THE TWILIAN, SPARKLE THE EQUESTRIAN, VUULGUS INDROHAR! THE TRAVELER HAS COME! JEWS AND BERRIES!

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  7. I am become Keks, Destroyer of Sides.

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  8. It looks like Dora the Explorer on a pony body. And naturally, they omitted twilight's elegant pony neck.

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  9. there's video of her rampage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pM8rkJuZ7sI

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  10. Should have re-invite Ebola-Chan instead

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