#HorseFamousHeartbreak: Solrac and Emily Jones break up! by

We are Horse News have just learned that the #Horsefamous unlikely couple of Solrac AKA YapLap AKA "The guy that yells over pony songs" and Emily Jones, host of EFN's Pegasisters Live, and begs for money from bronies to fix her ugly teeth, have broken up. Unlike some wonderful fandom couples such as Mando x Sibsy, Final Draft x Silver Eagle, and M.A. Larson and Tequila, it seems this fandom relationship has not lasted. Because it is hiatus season right now and we have nothing better to do than to go Perez Hilton on this shit. So we will.



The following tweet with an "Open letter" was posted by Solrac at approximately 9PM EST today



We have this series of responses by Emily fired right back as responses



As of now, like any typical girl on the internet would, Emily is posting Disney images all over her twitter in a cryptic manner alluding to her emotions, as well as retweeting her legions of fedora-wearing whiteknighting neckbeards (who will never get fucked by their'lady, no matter how many dollars they throw at her braces or tweets they post to comfort and unconditionally agree with her) before finally posting an open letter herself.


Meanwhile, it seems that while Emily is throwing her teeny tantrum on the Twitter, the man Solrac is keepin' it one hundred and standing firm, keepin it calm on the social media with no more than that initial open letter to the community. For what its worth, Solrac, we hear you're a good guy that just likes to shout horse songs into a microphone, come join us for a beer on Capper's dime us some con.

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    1. Nobody. They are desparate for attention at Horse News. Also notice how they naemd the author My Little Pony. Is that so that we can't attribute an actual author's name to it so they won't take the blame?

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    2. Oh look, bronies and horsefuckers being horrible little shits to show staff and other fans. No surprise there. If this whole thing (and other past brony dramas) hasn't made Peter or others on the show open their eyes to the eyesore that is the bronyfandom, then I don't know what will. But good job horsefuckers and bronies! Nice way to conduct yourselves in front of staff and make a bunch of asses of yourselves.

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    3. >bronies
      This ain't EQD
      >show staff
      They ain't show staff
      >Top Kek

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    4. if it like pony then it's a brony, fag

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  2. Wait, who the heck are these people?

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    1. One of the co-hosts of Pegasisters Live and a comedian from the fandom.

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    2. I have never heard of either of them. They seem extremely insignificant even by #horsefamous standards.
      Also whoever this guy is as much of a self important prick as he seems I actually have a tiny bit of respect for him for not raising some random bitches kids. As if it was his dick that got her in this predicament.

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    3. Hey I know you!

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  3. Damn, she had a kid?

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  4. I had no idea they were together, or she had a kid. I should pay attention more often.

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    1. That would mean giving a toss. Are you willing to take that risk?

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    2. I'm not. I didn't know who final draft was till last week.

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  5. don't we all know that getting into a relationship with the single parent of a baby is typically a bad idea?
    I thought this was common dating knowledge

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    1. yeah, but if it all works out... you get dat sweet ass tax write off!

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  6. >Final Draft x Silver Eagle
    Ha!

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    1. M.A. Larson and Tequila is what got me. True love.

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  7. I thought Solrac died or quit the fandom like two years ago.
    Maybe his hookup with literally who is why he has been quiet.

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  8. Final draft reached up, his hand gently running across Silver Eagle's short, buzz-cut head. The autism shared between them was beyond measure.

    "I...I..." Final Draft began, a single feminine tear slipping down his face and into his neatly-trimmed yet strikingly ugly goatee, "I want to say something..."

    Silver Eagle reached up and brushed the tear away. "No, you don't have to say anything."

    Draft shook his head. "No, Silver. I need to say this...You...you make me feel..." With a sudden burst of courage he dove forward, planting a passionate kiss upon the large man's lips. They remained locked for what seemed like an eternity, before pulling apart. Draft locked his gaze upon the Ponyville Live Director's eyes and spoke his heart's true feelings:

    "You make me feel so professional."

    And then they fucked, the end

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  9. Jerking off into an electrical outlet seems more interesting.

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  10. Watch out, Horse News. If you keep this up, you'll go full TMZ...

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  11. It's weird, because nobody cares and yet you've decided it's news.

    Man. This break between seasons is killing me.

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    1. To be fair at least it's drama. It is vaguely amusing.
      When they try to do semi-legit reporting it sucks.
      Also they post what several articles a day quality is gonna be inconsistent.

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    2. you just described the entire horse news oeuvre

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  12. Emily has a kid?
    But she's...so young...
    I think...

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    1. Her parents even told her not to have it but she did anyways

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    2. I did not know she had a kid either.
      Her twitter says she's 21 and from what people are saying the kid is 5. Damn.

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    3. What a ho no wonder this guy left

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  13. Pfff. Why would someone even want to marry a girl who slutted herself out already as a teen.
    She deserves her fate for being unable to keep'er legs closed.

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  14. This article fills me with an uncontrollable feeling of who gives a fuck.

    Seriously, why even post shit that literally no one cares about. You could have wasted your time writing about that idiot who took the time to download the entirety of derpibooru and try to get it on a bittorrent sync or whatever, and it would have been at least somewhat more relevant to peoples interests.

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    1. give me five minutes

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    2. That sounds like a great article why don't you email horse-news and see how many fucks they give.
      No really I'd read that.

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    3. http://www.horse-news.net/2014/12/brony-downloads-entire-derpibooru.html there's your article

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    4. I love it when people get super uppity and still claim no one cares about a thing when LOOK IN THE MIRROR, JACKASS.

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  15. Ouch, this article was harsh. I don't really see why everyone is going nuts about it though. It's obviously not serious. Not entirely, anyway. Isn't it your guys' job to be assholes?

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    1. No Victory, it's my job to be an asshole. It's their job to be my bitch.

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    2. The autism is real.

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    3. I know anon it's been months since HN mentioned this guy.
      It is very real

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    4. Holy fuck I just read that article. Sweet baby jesus save me.

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    5. Sweet Baby Rays someone get the soul man a bib

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    6. If you're an asshole how can someone be your bitch.

      We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the other more rational white knights and the broken couple are pussies. And you're an asshole, Aoshi. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes who just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate — and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy world, but I do know that we fuck assholes AND pussies, and if we don't we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

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    7. W O A H
      Take a breath there big boy

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    8. Just in case.
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEtGU_uNr08

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  16. Why should Solrac give a shit about her kid when EMILY doesn't even give a shit about her? This cold-hearted bitch took a trip to Disney World without her 5 year old kid... you know, the age demographic that WDW is actually INTENDED for? She's a cold-hearted bitch.

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    1. You're an asshole. Leave her and her child alone.

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    2. I dont know man, going to Disney World without your kid... thats like fucking heresy. Im damn near 30 and would be pissed as fuck at my parents if they went to Disney World without me.

      If that shits true, she's a real bitch.

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    3. Th-that's not true is it?
      Like, I've raped churches and burned nuns before, but that is pretty messed up.

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    4. This anon gets it. Emily had it coming and is now reaping the fruits of her labors (or lack thereof). Best wishes to Solrac through this and may he find a future special someone who treats him well and reciprocates love and emotion as two people should.

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    5. Anon 2:
      There is a place for you.
      http://tumblr.com

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    6. OP here, I'm not saying Solrac is any better. His "fame" is based off of acting like a retard. Which I guess is easy for him given that he is one, so props to him for finding an easy way to make money off of equally idiotic Bronies.

      Emily is a cold, calculating fucknut - just check out her episode of Dr. Phil, in which she spends the whole time trying to manipulate the ol' Philster into thinking she's some innocent child who wubs her boyfriend at the time, who left her crazy ass. Her own SISTER outs her as a stone-cold bitch, poor kid was the only one in the family with any sense.

      What I'm saying is, two terrible people broke up. No one should be shedding any tears, either for the attention-whore bad mother or the screaming moron.

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    7. Was she really on Dr Phil and why didnt horse news put that in the article?

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  17. You know, no matter how you feel about either of them, or their breakup, this article is really harsh and really wrong. I'm disgusted.

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    1. Hello, Miss The Elf.

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  18. So how old was this cunt when she had her kid? Where the fuck is the real father now?

    >this is the world feminists want

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    1. All feminists are lesbian anon.
      This is fact.

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  19. Oh, this was fucking beautiful. Emily has gotten too far in the fandom for years, by flaunting her hideous fucking body.

    I APPLAUD Solrac for wising up and leaving this white trash slut. It's not his responsibility to raise some tramp's kid.

    I feel bad for the kid though. Having a whore for a mother must be terrible.

    See, I'm not heartless. :)

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  20. mmmmh...
    http://www.horse-news.net/2014/12/peter-new-has-sexy-stalker.html

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  21. >le sex shaming hurr durr

    Dear tumblr autists, cheating is still fucking cheating. Get your head out of your ass already.

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  22. Hahahaha. This is great. I didn't even know these two were a couple when they were together at Trotcon this year. I was irked enough when Solrac conned his way into a free badge by kissing Peter New's plot to get 'VIP status', and I guess that explains why Emily cried her way into stealing the guests away for lunch in the middle of Saturday so they'd miss part of their autograph sessions.

    Seriously, fuck Emily.

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  23. EYUP, EYUP, EYUP, EYUP, EYUP, EYUP, besmirching, EYUP.

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  24. Since when did breakups require open letters to the entirety of Teh Internets? Am I the only person who didn't know that had become a thing?

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  25. Holy shit she has the most annoying twitter. People follow her? They know she wont fuck them right? Hell she doesnt even reply to them.

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  26. Emily is a good mom. She posts about her daughter all of the time on her social media and the little goober is so happy. It's a shame that you all can't see that because being a young parent IS hard work.
    It's also pretty unfair that the boyfriend was stringing her along and saying that he was okay with being a father when he really wasn't.

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    1. Emily was a manipulative, abusive freak during their relationship! He told her from the start he didn't want to be a step father, but she begged. He tried breaking this relationship off multiple times. Do you want to know what she did? She threatened to kill herself. Oh yeah. Also, she's anorexic, and had a baby when she was 17 even after Dr. Phil told her not to. And she only posts selfies on facebook. All day, every day.

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