|Unless you work for Horse News. We're on the naughty list...|
But let's face it: You listen to the same damn Christmas songs every year. There's only so many of them, and if I have to listen to the fucking "Little Drummer Boy" one more time I'm putting myself in the oven instead of a turkey. Lucky for you all, though, we decided to spread some holiday cheer and give you all a present that is sure to spice up your family gathering!
Enjoy this Horse News Select Arrangement of Christmas Music from the bottom of our cold, blackened hearts!
All I Want for Christmas is a Space Jam
Santa is Coming (#TYBG)
An Airhorn Christmas
Winter's Fucked Up
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Raindeer
O Holy Night
Merry Muthafuckin' Christmas
A Very MLG Christmas
I Want a Pony Semen Jar for Christmas
And finally, you know what this one is...
Merry Christmas to all you wonderful faggots!
And don't you dare give us any of that pussy Communist liberal "Happy Holidays" shit