F-bombs, gunshots, Horse Sex and a crucified Lauren Faust by


After years of the "mainstream" side of the fandom attempting to disassociate itself with the "less wholesome" elements of the fandom (and us not letting them), it was nice to see most of those efforts get tore down in one video by AnimatedJames.

"Winter's Fucked Up" was a masterpiece of spit-take engineering. Let's look at a play-by-play.



This video really had it all. On the outset, we expected foul language, though that is hardly risque by any means on the internet. It was everything else that brought us to pull out our popcorn buckets for 4 minutes.


First off we had some Christian-fundmentalism literally being thrown in peoples faces, with Nowacking cursing up a storm (again, literally).  Nowacking's character is then aroused by the sight of Eile Monty's shapely ass, causing herself physical harm. 


After this penny-ante attempt at offensiveness, AnimatedJames pulls out the stops and the video spirals into some really amazing levels of shit; like the attempted gunfire assassination of a jew at a temple Hanukkah display. 


After that we get some /b/-tier fetish material, with a horse taking an actual shit on Eile Monty's head.


Not yet satisfied, AnimatedJames then shows us an actual, crucified Fausticorn - the OC of show creator Lauren Faust.  Even /mlp/ users were not anticipating this sort of thing. But the shocks were far from over.


And there it is, an illustration of Mandopony fucking Sibsy from behind, which signaled the real climax of the video. 


Horse sex, crucified staff members, people getting shit on, anti-semitic assassinations, it's really everything we could hope for. Mainly because if this is the type of thing that the mainstream ponyfans are cool with now (shit even made it to the ever-conservative EQD), we at Horse News can really can do whatever the we want from here on out, and none of you can complain.


So thanks AnimatedJames, We look forward to posting filly porn on the homepage later today.

Comments (33)

  1. >if this is the type of thing that the mainstream ponyfans are cool with now...
    ... then we're slowly turning into another furry fandom.

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    1. I'm sorry, turning into? Bitch, we are THE furry fandom!

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    2. If ever there was a time we weren't the new furry fandom.

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    3. Will will surpass the master's!

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  2. This might be one of the best videos this fandom has ever made. Should get the top spot in the next "best 10 pony videos", but considering that the people who vote in these have not taste, it would be lucky to just get a honorable mention.

    The best part of it isn't any of the "offensive" stuff, though. It's that it sums up my feelings about this horrible season perfectly. Seriously, fuck winter.

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  3. Shit's too glorious to be real. Anyone got lyrics to it?

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    1. I'm gonna turn my autism to eleven and rewrite it just for you :^)

      I don't mind a little cold weather, snow or ice,
      but when it becomes too intense it isn't very nice,
      at first the snow is beautiful, it's fluffy, white and rich,
      but when I have somewhere to go it's such a fucking bitch

      All I want to do is trot on over to the store,
      But now there's all the snow and ice that wasn't there before,
      I cannot walk ten feet without falling on my ass,
      I must be honest and I'm sorry, if this is kinda crass,

      Winter's fucked up, winter's fucked up,
      The snow is too fucking thick
      Winter's fucked up, winter's fucked up,
      No one enjoys being sick, winter can suck my dick

      I don't understand why I must make the weather suck,
      Something to do with harmony, honestly I don't give a fuck,
      Flying is way better than walking on the ground,
      But when I fly I am repeatedly snowbound (?), OOOH FUCK

      Winter's fucked up, winter's fucked up,
      Thirty degrees below zero,
      Winter's fucked up, winter's fucked up,
      The sidewalk's always narrow,
      Winter's fucked up, winter's fucked up,
      Outside ...? 'cause winter fucking blows

      Now I have to wear like seven layers of clothing,
      These coats are collapsing my lungs, and yet I'm still singing,
      I can barely see anything with all the wind and snow,
      I'm almost killed by falling icicles, mother nature's a homicidal hoe

      Winter's fucked up, winter's fucked up,
      I dunno why others like it,
      Winter's fucked up, winter's fucked up,
      Holidays are a benefit (?)
      Winter's fucked up, winter's fucked up,
      But once they're over, it becomes a load of shit

      And sure fillies and colts might get at least one snow day,
      But then they have to make up all their homework anyway,
      And snowball fights are kinda fun unless you are a nerd,
      This should apply to you even if you haven't joined the herd

      Winter's fucked up, winter's fucked up,
      The rooftops are caving in,
      Winter's fucked up, winter's fucked up,
      Weather like this should be a sin,
      Winter's fucked up, winter's fucked up,
      Can't wait for spring to begin, frostbite fucked up my skin

      The other seasons have problems, summer's hot as balls,
      But at least I can walk around and not constantly fall,
      Speaking of which, autumn is fine despite the leaves dying,
      And spring has ..., but makes up for it with rainbows, flowers, and other gay stuff

      Winter's fucked up, winter's fucked up,
      Can traffic please move faster,
      Winter's fucked up, winter's fucked up,
      Californians are lucky bastards,
      Winter's fucked up, winter's fucked up,
      How long will this bitch last, I hope this shit melts fast
      Fuck winter in the ass~

      missed a couple words but other than that it should be accurate.

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    2. Well, thanks for the effort, Anon!
      Now I kinda feel like shit now, though, apparently the lyrics are there on the download link:
      https://animatedjames.bandcamp.com/track/winters-f-ed-up

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    3. kek
      at least now I know I wasn't too off

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  4. Until you realize where they all live and find out it only snows a few inches where Jessi and James are, and only a couple inches more where Eileen is.

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    1. >where Jessi and James are

      Nowacking + AJ Confirmed for Team Rocket

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    2. Yeah but the UK has like a 5x multiplier for "everything shuts the fuck down", so 5 inches here is basically like 25 inches elsewhere.

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    3. Knightly, try Georgia. 2 fucking inches shuts down the entire interstate and emergency response systems. If it snowed 3, half the population would probably die of starvation.

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    4. Even better, try Australia;

      >1 cm of snow

      AH WHAT IS THIS COLD STUFF AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *mindless panic*

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    5. Greetings from Southern California, the only snow we get is in the mountains, so we can go mountain surfing, brah

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  5. I've already established AnimatedJames is bae but this just further proves it

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    1. This was fun but I recall the Beat It video and the whole thing was cringeful

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    2. Shhh I like to forget that one

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  6. And that's why I live in Florida. At most, we have to wear 2 layers of coats where I live.

    And by the way, Horse News, I doubt you really needed James to come out with a video to start doing whatever the hell you wanted. The EQD panel at Bronycon is a prime example of that.

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  7. seems like a video just written by and for snowfags who can't move to a proper climate.

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  8. Well, it is certainly an improvement over that disgusting "beat it" video that was just hoers faem wank and sung an animated poorly.
    And yes, we have become furry 2.0, get ready for this whole thing to be nothing but fetish porn.

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  9. I don't find this that great at all in fact I find most of his work to be mediocre.

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  10. The whole video was cringe worthy

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  11. I'm winter and I find this HIGHLY OFFENSIVE. I'm triggered, going to get my JIDF lawyers on the phone.

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  12. We are the fandom's Tyler Durden.

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  13. It would seem that the song is OK, the animation could be seen as the mostnoffensive thing about the video. None of which any of the singers had anything to do with.

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    1. actually, the male singer is also the animator if i recall

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