DJ Chris Chan peppersprays paparazzi by


That's right! He's back! The fan-favorite pariah of the past - Chris Chan - is making headlines once again, as this video from yesterday circulates around the internet. It features an individual vandalizing Sonic Boom displays at an unidentified Gamestop, before storming out at spraying a man with pepperspray. Clearly the individual - whom web audiences immediately identified as being Chris Chan - needed to protect his image, now that he is a famous DJ. 
Wait.
A what?


At the scene of the incident, Chris Chan was wearing a very distinctive pair of plastic purple sunglasses. What sunglasses are those?

Why, the ones from the Equestria Girls DJ-PON3 transformer car playset of course. It is unknown if Chris Chan actually believes that donning these glasses provides the wearer with musical mixing abilities.



From the eyewitness who recorded this video: "So I ran into someone today while I was waiting for my sister…he was trying to ruin the Sonic Boom games display and had mace and sprayed some random dude when they said he was banned and started calling security…"



We are anxious to see the next phase in DJ Chris Chan's one-man war against Sega, and we can't wait to hear his next sick beat


Comments (21)

  1. Where were you when Chris Chan finally went to jail and couldn't plead autism as a viable defender?
    This is where it's headed. A sad end to a sad man.

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    1. He's IN jail for assault, according to the Chris Chan wiki. IT'S HAPPENING!

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    2. I'd rather he be put in prison than in jail.

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  2. 2015 is the Chinese Year Of The Chris Chan

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  3. All of this over Sonic's arm color? Man, I hope he doesn't find out what they did to Bob the Builder...

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    1. I dread to ask... But what have they done to my childhood..?

      *one quick google later*

      AAH AAH AAH AAAAAH AAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH KILL IT WITH FIRE!

      This is worse than when Bananas in Pyjamas went CGI...

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    2. >This is worse than when Bananas in Pyjamas went CGI...
      Wait, what?
      Googlesearch.jpg
      OHSHITNIGGERWHATTHEFUCK!!

      This is worse then the new veggietales series on netflix...

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  4. Would you like to know more?

    http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Main_Page

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    1. Specifically:

      http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Tomgirl_Saga#Evidence_of_Legitimate_Transsexualism

      Whoever's still running this place clearly has never heard of Tumblr.

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  5. Please lock this pyscho up....

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    1. He's already locked up, dude.

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    2. Seems like he's out on bail now unless I'm mistaken.

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    3. I wonder how much that would cost him, considering his monthly tugboat will sink with such a massive hit.

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  6. Chris-chan is what Tumblr thinks transsexuality is. They think every pervert sack of shit too socially retarded to act like a normal fucking human being in public is "trans".

    I got news for you, you autistic cocksuckers: That's the sort of shit trans-bashing neo-cons believe. In fact, EVERYTHING you believe is right-wing strawman bullshit. It's like after years of hearing people not shutting the fuck up about how Fox News is bad, the thing you took away was that being against all these stereotypes is why everyone hated them.

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  7. I was at ground zero for most of the big events in Christory. Before I was ever on 4chan, I was on 789chan with the other legi0n epic ween faggots, groaning at the endless what-if threads and cries of hoarded content and retarded namefags. It was truly a festering pit of cancer, but damn if I didn't have fun. And even though most of its contributors were probably severely autistic themselves, the CWCki was one of the most hilarious things I ever read when I first discovered it. Not sure if it still is. Haven't read it in a while. But thanks for bringing back those memories, Horse News.

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    1. >ground zero
      >big events
      >severely autistic
      You are what 4chan laughs at now. Even they have grown past that level of faggotry.

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    2. Precisely why I'm not there anymore. But I hope you don't begrudge me a moment of nostalgia.

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  8. In his Facebook post, I see a RD shirt. This makes me offended to be a brony.

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  9. After being bailed out of jail, he made a Facebook post where he says it was self-defense, refers to the guy he maced as a MALE (his emphasis), and likens what happened to being accosted by a rapist in a dark alley. Chris-Chan is becoming a radfem in an attempt to justify his behavior. This is the best Christmas present.

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  10. >be me
    >be biggest sonichu and cwc fan
    >see he's a ponybro too
    >the feel when best ponybro
    brohoof if you think so too! /)

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