"What it's like to date a horse" - A tell-all interview by


Last week, an article appeared on nymag.com called "What it's like to date a horse", which, as it turns out, is EXACTLY what it sounds like. The article explains, IN DETAIL, the ins and outs of being a Canadian Horse Fucker. We've decided to compare notes and bring you some of the most important information below.

http://nymag.com/scienceofus/2014/11/what-its-like-to-date-a-horse.html

After reading the entire interview, HN learned the following:

1) There is an Animal Sex Tourism farm in Washington State
2) Horse-Foreplay is important
3) You need to stand on a bucket to compensate for the height difference
4) Humans are at lower risk for STDs with Horse Sex than they are with Human Sex.
5) Mare vaginas taste like fresh hay and mowed grass
6) Horse's clitorises "wink" during orgasm
7) Horse climaxes take between 30 minutes and 5 hours to achieve
8) There is way more information about horse sex in that interview and this summary than you ever wanted to know

In completely unrelated news, early-sale tickets for the 2015 Kentucky Derby are now on-sale



Comments (17)

  1. yeah but how much are tickets to this magical heaven in washington state?

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    1. and are they willing to paint the horses?

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  2. Don't think about horse pussy... don't think about horse pussy... don't think about horse pussy... don't think about winking horse p---FUCK!

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  3. Yep, this is about what I would expect from Horse News.

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  4. >implying we all don't already know about winking

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    1. That's the first think I looked up after being so obsessed with ponies, dude. Where the heck do I put my penis in!!

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  5. Is the horse fucking tourism part of EFNW? Just wondering.

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    1. Not to my knowledge, but the con should consider having a visit as part of pre-, or post-, con festivities.

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    2. If it wasn't before it might be now.

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  6. Maybe I will go to the h̶o̶r̶s̶e̶f̶u̶c̶k̶e̶r̶ ̶f̶a̶r̶m̶ EFNW this year.

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  7. Only on the Horse News!

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  8. You got that wrong. There WAS a farm that PERHAPS had some visitors. It is although very disputed, and often wildly exaggerated, HOW MANY. Also, it is not clear if they were paying at all. Overall, the organization grade was very likely very low (no airport shuttle, not bookable at hotels.com etc etc). Calling that "tourism" is simply a means to incite hatred and spice the story up some more. It was more akin to some guy having some friends over. Ironically, you were apparently unable to research the really spicy parts of that Washington story....

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  9. >there’s usually a hiatus
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  10. This is an informative article for a to-be horse fucker.

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  11. 1. There maybe was a farm where some friends gathered in Washington that the media had a field day with
    2. Very important
    3. Not with a pony
    4. no pregnancy either. All around better option
    5 they wink to show interest, a really handy feature and keep winking during sex kind of like a small tongue licking you during sex. Orgasms usually come with very very strong contractions
    6 that's close but its really indescribable but unlike humans never heard of one tasting or smelling bad
    7 seen it take an hour and seen it take 10 seconds. You just have to know the combination to the lock

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  12. "seen it take an hour and seen it take 10 seconds. You just have to know the combination to the lock"

    So just like a woman then.

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    1. In that respect yes.

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