Scootaloo confirmed for Fluttershy's sister by


"It's totally proof!" cried local brony Leslie Grey, 24 of Spotswood New Jersey. "Finally, Hasbro read my fanfic and is making it canon!" The baffling jubilation comes on the heels of the release of this image, showing each of the Cutie Mark Crusaders bearing a new detail - an actual cutie mark. Grey, took this as all the evidence he needs.

"Scootaloo is totally Fluttershy's sister, and it's clearly canon now," Leslie proclaims, clutching his crippled pegasus pluhie close to his flabby chest. "You can tell by the cutie mark, it's the only explanation."
The cutie mark, which is actually NOT making its debut with these toys, depicts a purple butterfly, which in Leslie's outspoken opinion, is "almost exactly like Fluttershy's". Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle's cutie mark's are depicted as apples and hearts respectively, surprising roughly no one with any grasp of reality.

"Think about it," demanded Leslie, brandishing a broken bottle at our reporters who told him he was overreacting. "Fluttershy can barely fly...Scootaloo can barely fly...both are loners who live around Ponyville..." Leslie continued, edging closer. "And now they both have butterflies on their flanks."

"They ARE sisters dammit, and their parents are DEAD, because they were killed in a storm, and....and...and..."

Our recording of Leslie's testimony is incomplete, as the recorder was apparently broken when dropped by our fleeing reporter.

The image is actually the second piece of official media to feature the cutie marks, the first being the recipe sheet above. The new image is the first time that the marks are being used in a physical product.

At press time, Leslie Grey is wanted for attempted assault.

Comments (15)

  1. A Massive Homosexual23 November 2014 at 07:02

    If the trend of Hasbro spoiling things from the show in their own merchandise is still holding true, then I guess this means that we can expect the Crusaders to get these cutie marks some time in season five.

    Some might say that these three have been trying to get their marks for four seasons already and that it's about time they finally did so, as the crusading shtick is on the verge of getting stale and it could revitalise their characters and open all new doors for story possibilities.

    I, however, think that this is an abomination before Lord Faust, because the CMC having cutie marks is different from season one, and I don't like things that are different.

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    1. Praised be her name.

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    2. The CMC getting their cutie marks WAS in Lauren's plan

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    3. another person to see Faust as a god, damn it shes not a god shes a normal humen, this is why I dislike Faust her fan base is annoying, but I don't think their sisters.

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  2. Fake.

    It's not The Hub, it's Discovery Family. Otherwise, where's the external link?

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    1. You dumbass, the second picture is OLD, from BEFORE Discovery Family

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    2. So it is! Whoops.

      I still blame Horse News for my failures, of course.

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  3. Y-yeah... I don't think those will be show canon. Those Cutie Marks were probably designed by some anonymous merch intern who transferred over to Hasbro as part if some employee-exchange program with Circuit City. I'm not saying I'm denying the fact that they'll be getting cutie marks soon, it's just that those particular marks seem so vague and generic that they couldn't possibly represent all the shit that the Crusaders (and the fans) have been working towards. If the CMC do get their Cutie Marks this season and it turns out to be some weak ass shit like that, I might just have to *empty threat* some bitches.

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  4. Can you tell me more about the exchange thing? How do you know this/infer this?

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    1. That was just a joke/me taking wild stabs in the dark. Circuit City doesn't even exist anymore.

      My point remains, however, as Hasbro is a big company and communication among branches probably doesn't always happen. It seems pretty unlikely that the writers of the show and everyone else involved ever had the time to sit down with some faceless popcorn toy designer to help them get the toys show accurate. It seems more likely that the toy guys were given an idea and told to roll with it. You know the branches don't communicate when the book guys can't even get Luna's name right.

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  5. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wn9lXlG5OLs#t=106

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  6. Scootaloo is a such a loner that's always hanging around with two other ponies.

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  7. I don't think their sisters, the writers said once shes not related to ANY! of the mane 6 and in stare master don't you think it would of been confirmed that shes Shy's sister but it wasn't.

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  8. Psh, who's gonna believe this? Please, this is some serious bullshit. It's just some seriously crazy fan. Literally, he's INSANE. It's not canon. Like I said, it's just a crazy fan making a headcannon. This entire website is so full of bullshit, the largest toilet in the world couldn't flush it. Who the fuck runs this? They need to be slapped.

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  9. thats clearly fan art i seen it before a long time ago

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