It was a story we've known about for a few days, but were too busy posting Comic Drama to pay too much attention to. Now that Horse News has finally come out of our Thanksgiving Food Comas, we bring this to you; a science experiment gone terribly wrong. The image you see above you is real. It features Rainbow Dash congealed in a mysterious brown substance in a glass jar.
That substance, is human semen.
For quite some time now, the "Pony Cum Jar Project" has been going down in the shadows, with one anonymous man collecting all of his ejaculations in a jar, containing a Rainbow Dash toy. This week, the man was horrified to find that the jar, which had been stored too close to a heat radiator, had evidently caramelized the glucose in his semen. The resulting stench was reportedly too unbarable to continue the "project".
The OP of the thread from Thanksgiving day says that he "nearly vomited" when attempting to retrieve the specimen. The renowned scientific authority observes that the toy was basically "boiled in cum" by the heat of the radiator. How the man plans on continuing with his project is uncertain, but he assures followers that he "will not let them down".
To give you an idea how long this project has been going on, here are some earlier photos.
Nice to know the man in charge is also a dedicated Dr. Who fan.