Sad news coming in today, as yet another loss has been made in the field of public decency. Meghan McCarthy, notorious gang leader and shipper of waifus, used her major influence to further promote the traditional brony lifestyle. That lifestyle being ponies and fedoras. And actually liking Rarity.
This is the scene yesterday on Twitter involving a plushie, a popular hat among the obese, and Meghan "Bad Mother Fucker" McCarthy. In the post she clearly promotes the obvious liberal agenda in the brony fandom of fedoras, gay marriage, free aborted marijuanas, and that loud rock and roll music the kids enjoy. She was warned by other members of the community that this will only lead to trouble, but she just wouldn't stop. When asked why she continued by our
"It's my job to promote the healthy, natural, and wonderful lifestyle that these men enjoy. After all, all men want to be knights in shining armor"
While we can not confirm this, one of our interns reported after Meghan left the interview, she was found injecting five hard marijuanas. Regardless of this very, very skeptical claim, I would like to applaud her for understanding the difference between a fedora and a trilby.
And perhaps that was the true message here. It has nothing to do with politics, liberal agendas, or even dope peddling. The real message is that you neckbeards need to step up your hat game and get as classy as the rest of us. You filthy casuals.
Do you think I was going to let this gif die? This is the best fucking gif ever, you can get over it. Also this isn't libel, these were only claims. For fuck's sake this is Horse News, we're never serious.