Halloween might be long past us, but it seems we at Horse News missed an enormous issue that must be covered: women dressing in horse costumes. This is truly an issue that we all must pay attention to, and blame the usual people.
Our compatriots over at a certain round horse-containing structure message board spoke for all of us when they expressed their outrage at Hasbro's insolence and backwardness when officially licensed costumes of our favorite horses made an appearance. Shown here is the reaction:
Rightfully outraged at women debasing themselves by dressing in ways men deem unacceptable
Being a site that cares deeply for the rights of women, Horse News would like to officially state that it agrees with the sentiment echoed by our progressive friends. Women have been tempted by the desire to show off bare ankles and shoulders for far too long, and all to titillate men. Ponies being brought into the issue shows that yet another thing was ruined by the neckbeard misogynist manchildren that make up its online fandom that we totally are not projecting onto. Rather than contribute to this shameful misogyny, we throw our support behind the belief that women should have certain ways of dress closed off from them for their own good, because they cannot possibly enjoy dressing in the ways that they prefer. We must protect them by telling them what they cannot wear.
Women showing off their shoulders for men is disgusting
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