MLP Balloon OUT of parade due to "Mysterious Hole" by

This just in from our Thanksgiving Day Coverage: the long-awaited My Little Pony float will NOT be appearing in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade due to a "Mysterious Hole" in it. Speculaton swirls that this is likely a brony's fault.

The pony balloon is being replaced with Humpty Dumpty instead. It is unclear at this time WHERE the "mysterious hole" in the balloon was located but we have several ideas.

We are reporting unconfirmed accounts of a man fleeing the balloon holding warehouse with his pants around his ankles, covering himself with a fedora.

Comments (11)

  1. I Want To Cum Inside The Giant Rainbow Dash Balloon

  2. It was Barneyfag. He sabotaged the balloon.

  3. I couldn't find any sites verifying this story.

  4. I know one of you horsefuckers is responsible for this

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