Mitch "Coronate a Bitch" Larson - Coronated - Game of Pones begins by

HEAR YE, HEAR YE!
All hail his royal highness, King Mitchell the Larsonheart, coronated this day, the Eighth of November in the year of our Lord Two Thousand and Fourteen.

That's right everybody. Mitch "Coronate a Bitch" Larson has a new official title, bestowed upon him by VICE; "Brony King".
THIS is the photo Vice decided to run with as the header...of all things.
Wait...what the fuck is Luna DOING in that pic?
Larson's coronation has caused a great powershift in the Fan Kingdom (or "Fandom" for short), as his house's rule conflict's with that of the reigning Brony Queen - Tara Strong, who pledges to conquer the Fandom once and for all.



 But not if Larson has anything to say about it.



The irony of course, is that it was Mitch R.R. Larson himself who wrote Tara Strong into royalty in the first place, in his critically-acclaimed H.u.B. show "Game of Pones".


House Tara-garyen's war with House Larsonister is sure to lay waste to the fandom. Sources confirm that Queen Strong has secured a pet baby dragon, as seen in this file photo.


Also this file photo.
It is uncertain how the season will play out, and how many main-characters in the Fandom will die in the process, but we can be certain of two things; there will be a lot of gay weiners, and somebody will make a "Winter is Coming" reference in the comment section.

Also: Reese Witherspoon bought the movie rights to Pennyroyal Academy?
Neat.

Hodor. Pfudor

Comments (5)

  1. Luna is probably (maybe) sucking a DIC.

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  2. Does this mean we all must dress up in maid outfits and post pictures of that in the trap pony thread?

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  3. Winter Wrap-Up Is Coming.

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  4. But Liki, that's wrong - he didn't coronate Twilight, that was the executives' idea.

    What I want to know is, what aspects of it were negotiable and what were not (like, if it was permanent or not, if it had to be Twilight, etc. etc.)

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  5. That Luna.
    UNF...

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