Mando and Sibsy are engaged - World responds with resounding "duh" by

In a turn of events that has shocked literally no one, #horsefamous couple MandoPony and Sibsy officially got engaged last night. This has sent thousands of people into not a rage at all, and has not triggered a shitstorm whatsoever.


The couple's actions have been described as "completely logical" by some, and "totally adorable" by others. Their engagement stemming from a long-term stable relationship has many people asking "why?" followed immediately by "not sooner?"


Twitter has erupted with overflowing well-wishes and positive comments directed at the artists, and triggered many to show-related references.


Others have questioned what this must entail for Mandopony's sexual identity, having previously been confirmed to be a lesbian. Our Canadian staff informs us that gay marriage is in fact legal in Canada, making their lesbian marriage a valid option.



At press time, Horse News has already been condemned for wishing the couple well on their despicably happy news, and publicizing this information that is already known to anyone with Twitter or Facebook.

Comments (20)

  1. Welp… there go my chances at happiness. Some one snapped up my waifu...

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    1. I understand friend, but don't cry too much on the loss of Mandopony ~

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    2. You need to raise your standards

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  2. mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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  3. I have a friend who is actually depressed and drinking over this. In other totally unrelated news, I have a friend in desperate need of a slap.

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  4. >and has not triggered a shitstorm whatsoever.

    I am triggered by this heteronormativity

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  5. Maybe they can finally get a room and go away already.

    I was initially supportive of them. Hey, they found happiness, woohoo, good for them.

    Then Mando went and acted like an idiot by feeding all the trolls. Then he kept feeding the trolls. And he kept feeding the trolls some more. And then Sibsy for whatever reason kept defending him feeding the trolls. And then Sibsy turned to tumblr and started supporting some of the more toxic twits on that website.

    And by that point, I was absolutely sick of those two.

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    1. thats water under the bridge now

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  6. Yeah but we're still gonna make lewd implications about him and Apple Bloom, right?

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    1. What the fuck do you think this is, 2012?

      Besides, Black Gryph0n's the one who's a pedo for Crebber this time.

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    2. http://wearesd.blogspot.com/

      Neu Katalyst

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  7. Congrats to the happy couple. I hope their love stands the test of time, that their married life is blissful and free from acrimony or alimony, and that whatever trials they face, they will always have someone wonderful to fall back upon.

    And foo to haters.

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  8. What "haters" ? There are no "haters". Stop with the victim complex, faggot.

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  9. Oh my god. I give the married couple only two months. Hey, Sibsy! Enjoy your MandoMommy-in-law having veto power over your relationship!

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  10. Wait, Sibsy's still a storyboarder for the show, isn't she? Which can only mean...

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    1. Which can only mean nothing new that isn't already there. Mando has already had a bit of influence, however small. The best he ever got officially was a small cameo in season 1 of Littlest Pet Shop, in one of the songs, "Miss Anna T, if you please."

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  11. Looks like Sabrina has really shitty taste about RL relations. How could someone with great sense of humor marry an attention who-.......

    OH WAIT

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  12. Shes his gateway to stardom.
    After seeing them together at a con, I lost all faith in him actually caring about her for who she is.

    Hoping it ends better than her last relationship, which Mando was the rebound of.

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  13. I feel bad for Sibsy's ex-fiancée

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