Cringe Corner: CrazyPonyMan - Harassment champion, looking for love (UPDATES) by

I'm sure we all remember Jose Mendoza, right?  You know, the "unrecognized genius" who, despite his greatest efforts, just could not get Meghan McCarthy to turn his probably Shakespearean-level script into an episode?


While the Twitter account I'm about to show you may not quite reach this level of autistry, I couldn't help admire his heart.  Crazy Pony Man has spent the better part of the week harassing not one, but multiple show VAs, trying to prove to the world that Mendoza's dream is not dead.


Mendoza wanted Meghan McCarthy to read his godawful fanfiction.  So what is the drive behind CrazyPonyMan's tweeting to show staff at every opportunity?
Wedding bells are in the air! Could we be having another wedding at a My Little Pony convention, and that of a show voice actress no less?  Gosh, we better start ordering the cake, and I'm sure Andrea's gonna need a new dress...

But further research proved not only that not everything you read on the internet is true, but also that this Crazy Pony Man has literally no chance of even coming within 1000 feet of any show staff (if he keeps this up).
"Andrea pls respond"
...You should be getting the jist of it by now.  Basically, this guy's pulling a Jose Mendoza but by asking various VAs to marry him.

Yeah, you tell him!
My first reaction upon seeing this guy's Twitter was that it had to be some kind of sick joke, right?

Right?
...Right?
I looked through the guy's account, but unless it is one of the most clever ruses of our time, this dude's legit (and I wouldn't be surprised if he legitimately was in an insane asylum, as his bio states).

But, of course, he eventually realized that Libman would not be swayed by his charm, so he turned his attention elsewhere.
...This is why so many of them won't appear at conventions.


How could Nicole have possibly turned him down? He has the whole wedding planned and everything!

But despite his failure to Flash Sentry Nicole Oliver from her husband, perhaps he would have more success with another MLP staffer in a relationship:
>no hooves
 But alas, our Twitter Casanova was again cruelly turned down by the woman of his dreams of that day.
He's getting responses though. That's a positive sign, right?
But Crazy Pony Man doesn't know the meaning of "give up!" He has sent out a couple more feelers, but his sex life is still about as active as I am at writing articles here.

I really don't want to know.

But, you may ask, what else does Crazy Pony Man do?  I mean, nobody spends all their time harassing people on Twitter, right?

Fortunately, we can see from some of his Tweets that Crazy Pony Man does have some other hobbies.

Like, for example, telemarketing!

And playing Habbo Hotel!

And...

Never mind.

But will Crazy Pony Man be a one-hit wonder, or will he be able to compete with the great Jose Mendoza for the title of largest-scale harassment of show staff?


...We've placed our bets.


UPDATE: He's Still going










Comments (33)

  1. Crazy Cat Lady > Crazy Pony Man

    This is a fact.

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    1. At least the crazy cat lady probably has a toxoplasmosis infection we can blame her behavior on. The crazy pony man enjoys no such excuse.

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  2. >"pool is closed"
    >2012 + 2 and 11/12ths

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  3. what in the literal fuck

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  4. Horse news please tweet him... Like now

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  5. Oh god, this hurts my fucking eyes.

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  6. Would I be too much of a narc if I go in there and report his account like a dozen times?

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    1. No. It's unethical to narc on a drug dealer who is actually selling what is claimed (uncut drugs). It is entirely ethical to report this fucker. The people he's talking to almost certainly don't want to deal with his bullshit.

      (Disclosure: I have been part of guest relations for a con and have spent quite a few hours entertaining one of the people he has sent messages to.)

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    2. And unless you ARE one of those people, you have no reason to report him. Faggot.

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  7. I would report him, but it's kind of hard to legitimately report someone who isn't directly bothering you. I can only hope that those who he's bothered have reported him themselves and blocked him.

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    1. This is why the MLP fans have such a bad rep, all nerds in fact. Because of obsessive wierdos who obviously have neurological disorders such as this. Let this run it's course I am sure those involved have dealt with the same and worse. Lauren Faust got some shitty prank calls and the like so have the rest of the public figures no doubt. It's disappointing but they are adults so they will deal with as no doubt they have dealt before. Let's not pretend this fanbase doesen't have a high concentration of these types. This this site was built on the grounds of the plushie lovers, the waifu appreciators, the NEET's, the obssesive and the winners.

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    2. The Prank call was done by GNAA.

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  8. This legitimately makes me feel uncomfortable.

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  9. >Pool's closed
    >Waifu
    Clearly a falseflagging /b/tard.
    But yeah, try to report as harassing.

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  10. Bout time we got a bit of drama

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  11. http://www.troll.me/images/peter-parker-spiderman/with-great-power-comes-great-responsibility-and-great-drama.jpg


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  12. Let's like... GNAA this queer and leaved him scarred from the internet forever. Good plan, yeah?

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  13. hello crazy fools, pony man here, time to tweet this. i am not a fake, enjoy

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  14. Lets remove this faggot.

    REMOVE AUTIST

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  15. This is definitely a ruse.

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  16. Hold the fucking phone. That picture of the mane six humanized and dressed like playboy bunnies; I recognize that style. Is that Bleedman?

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  17. Top kek, he's friends with Silver Eagle. Somehow I always knew it in my heart to be true.

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  18. This guy's a fucking idiot. Report his account, by all means.

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  19. I am seriously disturbed by the faggotry in these comments.

    "Report him!"
    "OMG we need to do something about him!"
    "He needs to go down!"

    You all sound as if you are the ones this faggot is harassing. Why can't you just sit back and popcorn? Are you seriously that disturbed over your reputation as a part of the fandom? If so, I've got some news for you...

    Chill the fuck out, sit back, and laugh at the Crazy Pony Man, laugh at the spergs (like yourselves) who will inevitably "come to the rescue" of the staff by giving this guy his much-wanted attention, laugh at his responses to said spergs, etc.

    You "report him" faggots don't belong here.

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    1. Hi crazyponyman. Still a fucking nigger, yeah? Still a fucking nigger.


      A nigger like you don't belong here. Go back to your queer little hole you crawled out from.

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    2. If I was Crazy Pony Man, I probably wouldn't bother posting any defense of myself. The guy seems to be doing it just for laughs, after all. I'd probably just laugh at the asshurt caused to Bronies.

      Well, I -am- doing that, but it also hurts to see horsefuckers trying to be whiteknighting faggots.

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    3. This isn't /b/.

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    4. No, this is a news site conceived by, created by, and contributed by horsefuckers from /mlp/. What's so "/b/" about what I said?

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  20. This furthers my belief that the people in this fandom that piss and moan excessively about the autists and spilling spaghetti are as bad, if not worse than the people they make comments about.

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  21. I haven't cringed so hard in my entire life until now

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  22. I haven't cringe-laughed in quite a while, wow, this guy!

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  23. I feel so, so bad for TheCrazyPonyLady. People may think they are related.

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