Pony Fan gets new tattoo, does not know why jobs elude her by


"It's so damn cute!" says local pegasister Ariela Maximus, flaunting her latest My Little Pony shoulder tattoo. "It really defines me as a person, something I think every employer can appreciate." Despite her outpouring of enthusiasm, Ariela has yet to find a steady job that shares her appreciation for bright-pink gaping pony vaginas.

The tattoo, which is being passed around popular pony facebook pages, shows a semi-anthro pony, itself covered in tattoos, bending over to remove her undergarments, exposing a dripping-wet horse vagina, and star-accentuated anus. The banners above and below the pony read "Wreck Me".

"I've applied everywhere," said Ariela, recounting her poor luck with finding a job, despite her personality resume of a tattoo emblazoned on her flesh. "I've tried to get jobs working at daycares, gyms, elementary schools lifeguarding pools, everything! I can't help but wonder why I keep getting turned away."

Nobody has yet informed her that her tattoo of a cartoon pony presenting itself to be mounted, may be the root of her employment issue.

At press time, Ariela had just been turned away from Hot Topic, because she wears Gap clothing.
Ariela's parents have declined to comment.

Comments (37)

  1. Well, it's glaringly obvious.

    She chose book horse instead of dress horse.

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    1. Book horse? I don't see a horn there.

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    2. That's not Twilight; it's more than likely an OC. e-e

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    3. It is either an oc or an earlier generation

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    4. It's Twilight mane style, but the colors are different and with hands and no wings or horn she is an Earth Pony Satyr

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    5. This tattoo is of an OC, you can tell by obviously coat colour and tattoos but also by the main and tail patterns do not match Twilight's pattern plus the eye colour of both ponies are different, Twilight's being purple and the tattoo's being blue.

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    6. No wonder why, it has hands! Fucking casul.

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  2. Her boyfriend probably has a tattoo of Braeburn whipping out his giant hoers cock with "Ride Me" above and below him.

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  3. Who has a link to the uncensored image?

    So I can fap to it, zit scabs and all.

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    1. Y U visit superior /pone/

      http://8chan.co/pone/res/27206.html

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    2. http://i.imgur.com/J8pYK4F.jpg

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  4. I believe the exact link you're looking for is this.

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  5. Wait a minute, this isn't The Onion.
    Tricky horse-news, you almost had me fooled for a minute with this article.

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  6. Can't tell for certain from the censored version but it looks to be a human vagina on a pony. The lack of anatomically correct horse-gina tattoos is disappointing, to say the least.

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    1. http://i.imgur.com/J8pYK4F.jpg

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    2. Disgusting. This badly needs some talented anon to shop in a proper horse vajayjay

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  7. https://derpibooru.org/334271 is the original, in case anyone's curious.

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    1. Senaky. Thats not the original

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    2. Wow, so their tattoo is just a trace. That's funny considering the tattoo is better than the original, in my opinion.

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  8. "daycares, gyms, elementary schools lifeguarding pools"

    Thta has to be ONE silly girl. If she thinks Tats like that work in daycares, elementary schools and as a lifeguard. Gym MIGHT be ok, I mean I have seen a lot of Tats on trainers, but haven't seen any NSFW ones

    Elementary school "Hey Miss, What is that blue stuff on that purple lady with pointy ears on your shoulder?" "Oh its her vagina leaking juices" Elementary Schoolers getting inproperly schooled about lady juices.

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    1. OR, just hear me out.... You're a fucking retard!

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  9. Millenials... their parents were too busy to teach her the bare basics of social norms.

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  10. Haha! This went viral fast. I didn't think this would really leave the page when I posted it. XD yay I started something!

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  11. Still wondering why people hate you?

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  12. You know what they say:
    >No hooves
    Why even bother?

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  13. I could have sworn the tatoo read "Wuck Me"

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  14. she finds a good artist that apparently "didn't judge her"..... fucking Colorado..... thousands of miles away

    CAPTCHA: 115... speaking of braindead bitches...

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  15. How stupid can a person get?

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  16. This is sexual discrimination. So what if it is a sex tat? Sex is not wrong.

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    1. You fucking retard, sex isn't wrong, but it is to FLAUNT IT AROUND WHEN THERE ARE CHILDREN AROUND! You, and this dumbass who got the tattoo, need to learn something about common decency because both of you are retards who are too handicapped to realize that porn is wrong! THE ALCOHOL YOU CONSUME IS STORING AND RECYCLING ITSELF, MAKING YOU EVEN MORE STUPID THAN BEFORE!

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    2. Actually, tattoos can violate a companies uniform policy. However they can always be covered up.

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  17. It's an amazing work of art and the fact that employers refuse to hire her based off of it is just completely ridiculous. The employers refuse to hire her based off of nothing more than straight up ridicule.

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  18. Im covered in Tattoos and if I was the manager of a daycare or anywhere else where children are present I would definitely not hire this girl.......and trying to get a job at Hot Topic then wearing Gap clothing to the interview....how dumb can you be?

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  19. all of you stupid fucks out there I know the real person who did the tattoo and I know the real person who got the tattoo quit being bitches the tattoo is fucking awesome his name is Scott Mundy btw

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  20. I can't believe there are people defending this shit...

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