Tidbits: Pony Drama Generator, also Ponies. by

"YOU WILL TOUCH THEM AND YOU WILL LIKE IT"

So, real short tidbits tonight as we march forward through the heat of hiatus, and into Equestria Girls 2 territory. First up, "Sneak Peek #4" was released, revealing very little new information, largely just filling in the gap of time between 2 other already-public scenes. But anons rejoiced at the prospect of more screentime for their newfound waifu Sonata.
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Up next, the greatest piece of brony technology since the Horse Fame analyzer was created; the pony drama generator. 


It takes pieces of existing Horse News headlines, and basically creates FUTURE Horse News headlines.

Such as these.






Beautiful. Plain and simple. Yesterday, we were sent a cap of /mlp/ getting lyrical again, this time sporting a new rendition of "Boom de yada"




And fuckit, that's all you get for tonight. Here have a picture.


Comments (25)

  1. I just love how uncomfortable Sunset is with the new villains, like she has no idea what she's doing.

    This is gonna be a good movie.

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  2. "You'll have to excuse them - they're idiots."

    Well, that's one line I didn't really expect to hear in ponies...

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  3. "M. A. Larson pitched a show about Braeburn's Dragon Dildo but Zachary Rich already wrote a fic about it."

    This is the greatest invention mankind has ever known. Horsefuckers rejoice!

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  4. I'm surprised there was no mention of clopwork guy letting us know he was alive, seems important.

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  5. Pony nudes???

    The Fappening 2: Fap Harder

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    1. B-but anon, they don't normally wear clothes...

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    2. That's exactly what they want you to believe.

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  6. Awww man, lucky Capper, I wanted that body pillow!

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  7. I'm surprised there was no mention of clopwork guy letting us know he was alive, seems important.
    This is the greatest invention mankind has ever known.
    Thanks

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  8. "Horse News reports Saberspark has decided to join the cease and desist fandom."

    Seems this drama generator is legit. Goddamn.

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  9. "Horse News loses press pass to Nightmare Nights, Solrac starts Kickstarter in support, offers carrot as rewards."
    Apparently that thing doesn't just create drama, but predicts future also.

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