Rainbow rocks spoilers: Its fucking over by


Goodnight everyone. Its over.
See why below
So tonight we finally got our promised Equestria Girls leak. And in it, we found everything we feared. Flashlight is upon us. Your waifu is gone.


Goodbye MLP


Derpy band.


Trixie.



























More words when the alcohol runs out.

Comments (38)

  1. Dat Daft Punkity tho...

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  2. Why has nobody gotten this online yet? I don't want to spend 2 hours in a car getting to the theatre and back to see this.

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    1. So don't. Spoiler: Villains seem to win, then they get blasted with a fucking rainbow and someone writes a letter. Whoop-de-fucking-do, it's a rehash of the pilot, just like the other one.

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    2. But I have to see it. And I have to see it as soon as possible, which means driving to that theatre. I can't handle seeing it later than that.

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  3. It looks worse than I thought...

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  4. http://imgur.com/a/oBntK
    http://imgur.com/5GP1DPx

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  5. Horse News: confirmed for faster than Equestria Daily when it comes to spoilers.

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    1. Because Horse News doesn't care who they piss off.

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    2. For now. If the site exists for another year or so, things might change...

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    3. That's not how alcohol fueled newscasting works, m8

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  6. That derpy bit could've used more cowbell

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  7. It's nice that it seems like Sunset is getting a lot of screen time, and seemingly plays an important role. But I really wish Trixie would be part of the main group already, instead of just a gimmick character to use now and then for so-called humor. Seriously, Trixie is awesome! Why can't we have more of her already? Ugh. At least we seem to get some Lyra/Bon-Bon action, a cute Derpy sighting, Maud and Boulder, and even Bulk Biceps! Here's hoping Flash Sentry burns alive somehow, though.

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    1. Go to bed Sethisto. And take your Trixie bitch with you.

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    2. Trixie is a bitch overhyped by people like you.

      I hope they don't, that'd mean they base their idea upon one autistic retard who just happend to control the news media.

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    3. Alright Pixelkitties, back to making Trixie fan art prints.

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  8. Why is she naked! The kids Megan ! Hasbro!!!!!

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    1. I don't think that's real. Notice how her body is white instead of purple? If that was really her body, it wouldn't be white while her head is purple and normal. So I don't think that's real. If it is...all I can say is...wow. Derpy's name being spoken and her speaking a few lines leads to some whiny idiots being outraged, so what do they think will happen when THIS is revealed? But, yeah, I'm pretty sure that's fake.

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    2. that is an old edited screen from the first movie.
      a quick reverse image search found this

      http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/566424-my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic

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  9. https://derpiboo.ru/389103
    Notice the date. It's actually one of the oldest EqG nude edits.

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    1. Ah, fuck, I clicked the wrong button. That was to the Anon above.

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  10. Does Derpy sing and appears in the credits too?

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  11. I think Hasbro realized they had already jumped the shark with this, so I think they decided to go as far as possible before landing back in the water.

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    1. Its not really jumping the shark if you blast off into fucking galactic orbit.

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  12. It's been over for a very long time. The easiest coping method I found was copious amounts of Irish whiskey.

    It's gonna be fun watching everyone freak out this weekend.

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  13. This is soo good - i'm pouring horse semen all over my body!

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  14. I hate Flash Sentry. No, not because they rapidly put him with Twilight, to be honest I don't care about that, but Flash is the most irrelevant character of the entire franchise. Zero character development, no personality, has nothing interesting about him. You wait and see, by one season or two they're gonna push him harder down our throats.

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    1. Hopefully Hasbro will put more screen time on him. Bu this movie does have, but it's only him hypnotist and being a huge asshole

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  15. So Capper how do you like the fact that your threads get deleted on 4chan now? What do you think of your new confirmed Shitposter status?

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  16. SIIIIIGHHHH this is why g4 writers are fucking trash. Flashlight? Can you be anymore heteronormative? Is this really what they're trying to tell our girls? In 2014?

    "Oh we're totally for gender equality and feminist values here on Friendship is Magic! But girls, you have just boys. So pick 'em out!" so say g4 staffers.

    I swear heteronormativity is such a played out thing in media these days. OH MAKING THE MANE 6 HAVE HOMOSEXUAL RELATIONSHIPS IS NOT APPROPRIATE FOR A GIRL'S SHOW as said by Faust herself. Fuck G4 and its putride fans.

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    1. Yeah G3 is where it's at.

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    2. So how is tumbler this time of year?

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    3. http://img.4plebs.org/boards/tg/image/1398/03/1398030665065.jpg

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    4. Gay guy here. Fuck off back to Tumblr with your whining about heteronormativity. You embarass me and you embarass yourself.

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  17. so the picture of twilight being nude is fake? thank goodness....... thanks for answering my question or loud comment. but just in case ...... i am waiting for the movie.

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    1. HOW DAFT COULD YOU POSSIBLY BE TO NOT UNDERSTAND THAT IT'S FAKE?

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  18. Good... and bad...

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    That's the main negative : (summary through comments)

    ( 8:17 ) * Flash Sentry suddenly appears* - Reaction ? - **shake fist** ''Go away !'' (Well, 'away' wasn't my real choice of word there, but... yeah...)

    ( 25:33 ) Yes, because you are a woman, and as we all know women MUST be loved by and love back men, and MUST have a boyfriend. You can't be complete without a man at your arm.
    Now, if you will excuse me, I must clean the *abundant frothing of RAGE* currently setting at the corners of my mouth.

    ( 46:11 ) Oh, for F*** sake.

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    It was distracting... very distracting... and frustrating too. Absolutely unnecessary, and so very awkward.

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