"Wait a second, HN, you guys are all a bunch of faggots. What's wrong with a bunch of dudes being forced to perform borderline homosexual actions?"
|On the bright side, nowhere near the worst cosplay we've ever seen|
This. This scene from the locker room of the Cincinnati Reds is what's wrong. And the Major League Baseball Player's Association agrees.
Let's back up a bit for those of you who have never had the
|Elephant walks: Probably not what you think they are...|
But every once in a while, something goes terribly wrong. Maybe a fraternity pledge dies
"This kind of hazing is both cruel and inhumane," says MLBPA leader Tony Clark. "This kind of thing can cause both mental and physical anguish to a young baseball player and has no place in civilized society."
The player dressed as Rainbow Dash, Billy Hamilton, was admitted to a local psychiatric ward following the incident. While he has said very little on the subject, there are a number of eyewitness reports claiming that Hamilton was "verbally accosted" by passers-by throughout the day, with such dirty phrases as "I want to cum inside you!" and "I'm gonna shove my three-inch penis into your moist, glistening ponut!"
|Artist's rendition based on eyewitness reports from the scene of the abduction|
|Artist's rendition of the captors|
We totally weren't late on reporting this because we were jacking off to a muscular dude dressed as Rainbow Dash. Nope.