Today the unthinkable happened, and a peace that many didn't even know existed was shattered, when D.O.O.P. (The D[REDACTED] Order Of Ponycons) attacked the neutral post homeland. This unprovoked passive aggression was found to be prompted by the infamous DOOP commander, henceforth referred to as "Zapp".
Ponyville Ciderfest, a convention that Horse News has thusfar regarded with the absolute epitome of neutrality saw fit to remove HN from their press release mailing list, unfollowing Horse News on Twitter, and reports indicate giving us the finger from the other side of their computer screens. All of this following the single most unbiased, neutral post about a convention that Horse News has ever made in it's entire existence, and in fact the only post made about Ponyville Ciderfest thusfar.
Under the new programming directorship of "Zapp", The Ciderfest has determined that Horse News is simply "too neutral to be trusted", officially severing the ties that they themselves created months ago.
The news of new guest announcements went out today to areas not teeming with neutrality, such as Ponyville Live, who informed Horse News of the tactical passive-aggression deployed by the D[REDACTED] Order of Ponycons, effectively destroying the neutrality held by both.
A brief investigation vetted the PVL information. Horse News has been placed on an immediate "Beige Alert".
|We trusted you Korger. We trusted you.|
The neutral post homeworld has released a statement on the matter; "We urge absolutely no response to this passive aggression. If you see Ponyville Ciderfest, tell them 'Hello'."
At press time, the Horse News neutral forces have been given orders to find fucks to give.