|This takes on a whole new meaning when you remember she's naked...|
A Change.org petition from the American Horse Protection Alliance is attempting to replace the bald eagle, the traditional symbol of American patriotism which the Alliance claims has done "nothing to earn the honor," with the horse, a brave, strong, hardworking, drop-dead-sexy animal.
Below is the text from the Change.org page (because why would I write when someone else has already written for me?), which can be found here:
|Wait a second, one of these descriptions is much more representative of the American people...|