The Collapse of The Rift Café by


      It's a sad day for the analysis community, as the huge spaghetti pot that is The Rift Café
 finally gets shut down. By it's own mods, no less. Find out more below the break!


       With the dust settling, we are left to wonder, w̶h̶y̶ ̶d̶o̶e̶s̶ ̶a̶n̶y̶o̶n̶e̶ ̶c̶a̶r̶e̶  what actually happened? We have it straight from the source that one of the mods expressed the desire to leave, tired of dealing with the scum (see: everyone) in the chat. It was at this point that he learned that he wasn't the only person who hated everyone there. In fact, not a single person was happy moderating it.
       With their joint hatred out in the open, they quickly made plans to abort the chat and bring it all crashing down. They all typed up their farewell paragraphs, and hit the self destruct button.



       Through the screams of "NO ONE PRETENDS TO CARE ABOUT MY OPINIONS," the mods went to work removing each and every person from the skype group. Some fled to their secondary call group, but there, they were only met with a crossdressing autist with mod powers losing his shit and removing anyone who dared question his worth.
       Now that their precious group is in pieces, one major question remains... Will they take the hint that they are all shit, or will they simply curl up in denile and whisper to themselves about how great they are while they slowly rot away laying in their beds, masturbating to pictures of Digisenpai? Word is they are already trying to pick up the pieces and form a new group, but fractured as they are, we probably won't hear from them again for a long time.
       
"Huh. That happened."
- Vida

"Fuck ya'll niggas. I'm out!"
- Malicorn


Comments (44)

  1. Who the fuck are these people and why should I care?

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  2. This whole "series" of posts on the Rift Cafe has been just stupid. Does someone actually care about this stuff? If there was some actual drama that blew up it could be interesting, but all of these just sound like someone's trying to hype up boring shit. Bah, I say.

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    1. The other articles were pretty retarded, but I find it kind of ironic that it came to such a fitting end. The people leading the retards finally getting sick of the retards and cutting them off and such. as far as horse news articles go though, this one wasn't that bad. Its atleast better than the "MLP PS2" article a week ago.

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    2. I care. So shut the fuck up.

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    3. I come here mainly for the stupid shit and the stuff EqD can't touch.

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    4. If EQD never went full on SFW autism friendly, I wouldn't be here right now

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  3. and nothing of value was lost

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  4. Well, this is shit. Glad I wasted my time reading about asshats that don't matter to anyone.

    You know, like everything else I've read here.

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  5. Hasn't the MLP analyst circlejerk ended yet?
    The autism peaked a long time ago, haven't people moved on.

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    1. Sadly, no. It's bigger than ever.

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