Season 5 of My Little Pony only to have one episode based on exclusive interview with Jim Miller by

Season 5 of My Little Pony assumed to have only one episode over the course of the entire year, with the rest of the season being comprised of trite filler and incessant pandering.

In an exclusive press interview --which Horse News is not independently able to verify-- with Jim Miller, >HN managed to discover a shocking secret. There is apparently no remaining budget for season 5 of My Little Pony. It appears that the show has become a victim of its own success once again, with re-runs  making up the bulk of 2015 viewing season.

As such, the budget for season 5 was cut so much that the studio could only afford to make one episode. Jim Miller, was kind enough to give me an exclusive viewing of the solitary episode, the link which was included below.



When questioned about the low quality of the episode, Jim admitted that he, "didn't actually give a shit about the show", and spent most of the remaining funds on "black jacks and hookers".

When asked about whether he could share some of those hookers, he told me to stop breaking into his house in the middle of the night and called the cops on our field reporters. 

Comments (12)

  1. Man, the quality of articles on HN have really diminished. If you're going to attempt an ebin ruse, try harder.

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    1. I also liked this site before it was cool.

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  2. Good OC article.

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  3. Capper General, and to all the staff here at Horse News. And I say this out of love. But to quote a line from the Konami game Silent Scope: "You've lost your touch."

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    1. there never was a touch. you guys complain anyway, regardless of content.

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    2. There is nothing to post during hiatus other than shit EQD already does that nobody cares about and drama which isn't happening so what can you expect. At best the only real news has been the release of the Archie fundraiser album to make sure he remains not dead.

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    3. Whatever you two say. And Blarfnugle, if we're complaining, how about instead of getting butthurt, you do something to change our perception of you. Make a relevent article. Or make something that's actually funny.

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  4. The hiatus will take the best of us.

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  5. Lol I'm gonna make my own aminated horse show with blackjack aand hookers, in fact... Ah screw the whole damn thing.

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  6. Your awesome !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

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