Lauren Faust visits Horse News Skype chat, proves that all bronies are spaghettilords by


It was a day like any other in the top secret Horse News skype chat. Until one person said he had a very special guest who wanted to drop by.



Worth Noting is when Killer changed the skype chat topic to something not-offensive. Anyway...There were some minor technical difficulties...
...followed by awkward smalltalk.

And more awkward smalltalk. geez, it's like Horse News has no social skillsOH WAIT. RIGHT.

At this point, the fangasming.

This was of course followed by discussion of booze.

Everyone ragged on Capper.

Some people showed how much they TOTALLY SUPPORT everything Mama Faust does.

...ahem...

No interaction with a VIP is complete without "Did you see X fan project?"

And then...it was STORY TIME.

Here we go!

I can only imagine a group of neckbeards seated indian-style around Faust. It's disturbing.

Yes, that's RobCakeRan53, the guy who wrote My Little Dashie. He was there too. Faust then continued:

O_O

Wait.

 No. DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE


And that, friends, is the time I trolled the entirety of Horse News in Skype on a Saturday night for about an hour. Entire text available HERE.

Good night.




Comments (27)

  1. Faust confirmed for master trole 2013+1

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  2. Thats fucked up

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  3. That's Pony Toast! *laughtrack*

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  4. The amount of people still falling over themselves for this woman is ridiculous.

    Got'em good, though.

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  5. Horse News is easily fooled. It's almost like they come from 4chan...wait.

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    1. Anon is easily butthurt. It's almost like he came from Tumblr...wait.

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  6. So wait, was this actually Lauren or is it just Pony Toast with an alt?

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    1. >Being this retarded

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    2. Fuck off newfag, everyone knows Pony Toast has been Lauren's alt the whole time. 90% of all "bronies" are really show staffers talking to themselves on the internet. God, don't you know anything?

      ~Big Jim Miller

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  7. an_elaborate_deception.jpg

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  8. Ponytoast is a douchebag and a narcissist. Stuff like this is why he was kicked out of celestia radio

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    1. No dum dum, a little birdy told me you were the reason why the /mlp/ panel was so cringy

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    2. the /mlp/ panel was so cringy because it was the /mlp/ panel. What else were you expecting?

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  9. Toast if you were black would you be the FireNigger or what?

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  10. PonyToast is a fat annoying cunt.

    And that's my fetish

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  11. You bitch, you didn't even get the lyrics right. "EveryBODY walk the dinosaur."

    Tit.

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  12. Ok, I gotta admit that's pretty fucking great. Thanks for the laughs, makes this ban a bit easier to get through.

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  13. It's good to see Lauren is still alive.

    Still.

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  14. Give me a fucking break. This is more fake than a WWE event.

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  15. >Am I master trole yet

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  16. It was pretty fucken obvious m8, but yeah, way too many ppl fell for it

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  17. Then PonyToast, in two Skype sessions, proceeded to talk to himself as Lauren for an hour while crying and masturbating furiously. You hysterical little bleeding cunt. I'll see you at BABScon with a gallon of pigs blood. Let's see if you live up to your name.

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  18. I should of known this site had PVL affiliation.

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  19. I fap to PonyToast every Saturday while singing Toby Keith.

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