Lauren Faust visits Horse News Skype chat, proves that all bronies are spaghettilords by City Toast
It was a day like any other in the top secret Horse News skype chat. Until one person said he had a very special guest who wanted to drop by.
And more awkward smalltalk. geez, it's like Horse News has no social skillsOH WAIT. RIGHT.
At this point, the fangasming.
This was of course followed by discussion of booze.
Everyone ragged on Capper.
Some people showed how much they TOTALLY SUPPORT everything Mama Faust does.
No interaction with a VIP is complete without "Did you see X fan project?"
And then...it was STORY TIME.
Here we go!
I can only imagine a group of neckbeards seated indian-style around Faust. It's disturbing.
Yes, that's RobCakeRan53, the guy who wrote My Little Dashie. He was there too. Faust then continued:
No. DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE
And that, friends, is the time I trolled the entirety of Horse News in Skype on a Saturday night for about an hour. Entire text available HERE.