Friendship is Magic's satanic origins confirmed and revealed by


Have you ever wondered why My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, a show that was originally intended for little girls, has somehow brainwashed a massive group of adult males to form a cult following? Apparently it was designed hoodoo magic and New Orleans witch doctors to do just that, brainwash people in to a cult. A satanic cult that is! In fact, the signs have been in front of us the entire time and we never even knew it. Did you?


Oh lord how could we have all been so blind. The very obvious recruitment techniques and cruel illuminati symbolism have riddled the show since the beginning. No better evidence of our likely trip to the eternal hell fire comes from the Church of Scientology's Westboro Baptist Church's video from last year, My Little Pony Friendship is Magic Satanism. These point out the characters roles in relation to the occult and even the Illuminati. Sun goddess on the chariot of pegasi, girls liking nature like witches, eating apples, and, worse of all the demonic imagery, stars.

This theory hasn't just been fabricated by one man, though. It seems there's been more than one source to claim and provide evidence to the connection of devil worshiping and pastel colored ponies. What is more trustworth than some lonely guy who made a YouTube video about a cartoon show? Old southern baptist women with their own religious public access show, that's who. Club 36 starring Dorothy Spaulding shed light on our favorite tool of the devil way back in 2011.


Somehow I always knew that the Smurfs, My Little Pony, Harry Potter, and religious fanatic cults were always connected, but the connection shown here surprises me. So what does this mean? Are we all pawns in the holy wars, only we're playing black? Does any of this hold a grain of truth? Why is Aoshi being such a whiny bitch about Horse-News? Like many strange things in life, we might never know the truth. 

As we all know, fan theories and conspiracy dumbasses theorists can go all over the map, but what can't be denied are the dark origins and practices involved with My Little Pony. At this moment I am preparing a sacrificial goat as part of the password to my porn folder, which now makes much more sense considering I'm apparently under the influence of the devil. 

And it's no secret that this is what Faust wanted. Hell, the characters morphed in to the demonic symbols are based around something even more sinister. She based these cartoons, these evil animations, around six dead teenage girls' lives. The proof can be found here, with the silky smooth reading by CreepsMcPasta.



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Comments (18)

  1. > she really takes pride in taking down those apples

    I'm not sure if this is supposed to be innuendo or not.

    Also, farmers are also apparently satanic now.

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  2. This is so spaghetti I can't even.

    I actually watched 6 minutes of the first one, that's 6 whole minutes of my life I will never get back.

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    1. Eeyup. About as stretched as Rainbow Dash's vulva.

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  3. Those women are so fucking stupid it hurts

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  4. Obvious troll is... obvious? Like most major conspiracy theories this is just so over-the-top ridiculous that I find it hard to accept anyone brain-damaged enough to actually believe this shit would have the motor skills and cognitive functioning necessary to use a computer. This has to be a troll, because my poor little mind can only acknowledge so much brazen ignorance in the world. The hate is less raw but the stupidity is definitely WBC levels.

    On a final note, for all NWO conspiracy theorists- if there really is a shadow organization exercising complete and unparalleled control over all aspects of government and the media, why are they powerless to stop some autist with a youtube account?

    REAL final note, just because there's no illuminati doesn't mean the government doesn't suck ass. ANARCHY! ANARCHY! pls suck my sweaty cock NSA, thank you.
    ~Anon

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    1. They didn't stop cuz some of them are real, some of them are fake. It is really hard to tell so most people won't believe it so it is not a must to stop all this. And don't easily believe governments and wikipedia, they are FUCKING LIARS. If u really want to know more, collect more infomation urself, don't BEG others for answers.

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  5. So is there anyone bored enough to go in and see if that eye is actually in that episode?

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  6. I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash's dead inspiration

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  7. Applejack's flank apples being a reference to Adam 'n Eve's story was what told me that first video was a troll. And you spergs fell for it... Are you all really that dense you took that seriously? Holy. Shit.

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  8. Right.... Alright if all the girls are doing witchcraft which I am sure they aren't. But Young Adult Males doing this witchcraft stuff. That ain't true, because we know a fact that we will die a certain point where law states doing weird stuff. Young Adult Males are smart enough not do it, because of what it leads to a cause where they will reject a certain point of time before they wanted to. You didn't prove a point if My Little Pony: Friendship is magic is satanic, you know proved by speaking but we need pictures or somewhat it is satanic. In this story or series, it shows how these ponies destroy corruption and restoring peace. I say that is good thing for everyone.

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  9. Here is the real occult stuff, nevermind this lame page, you want the real dirt on MLP? Here you go http://mlpforums.com/topic/45643-symbolism-in-mlpfim-and-hidden-knowledge/
    If thats still not enough, google search September Clues Documentary.

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  10. That was the worst attempt at using evidence I've yet to see. The main characters' excuses are laughable, like when you can't think of an actual reason something is happening so you just brush it off with the smallest detail. Princess Celestia does ride a quadriga and is basically a God, representing the sun. I'd believe that steers more towards her being the pony interpretation of Jesus Christ. But honestly, I'm surprised you thought that's how this whole scenario goes. It's all coincidence when it comes to the characters. Twilight has an owl because she's a student of Celestia, and owls represent wisdom. Fluttershy likes critters and other woodland creatures, thus caring about nature and their homes. Rarity is a fashion designer, for crying out loud. Of course she's going to love gems. As for Rainbow Dash, you gave one of the worst excuses: Rainbows. Show targeted towards four year old girls. As to how you missed that connection, I don't know. Pinkie Pie is a responsible pony. She never drinks, does drugs, curses or anything suggestible. She's a good role model for children and shows them the powers of optimism. Applejack is a farmer, and yes she grows apples. It's a healthy fruit that can help children grow. The Forbidden Fruit was never even confirmed as an apple in the first place. Applejack shows that ambition and hard work can get you happiness and success in life. Besides, maybe they used apples for convenient names. What would her family be called if she grew carrots? Carrotjack? Carrot Top? Spike, the lovable, helpful character that everybody knows is a dragon. As I don't understand the connection between Satan and baby dragons that can't even hurt people(let alone try to), I won't dwell on the subject much. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic sets a good example for children. It has a show full of good morals and lessons at the end of every episode. Plus, many of these lessons can relate to biblical verses if you take a closer look at them.

    As for Illuminati symbolism, yes, there's an eye on the tent. There are probably more examples, but for now, let's leave it alone. The Illuminati has shown up in almost every cartoon. You name it, Google it and I guarantee there will be an example. It's basically mandatory to run a popular show. Just because you see a tiny detail in something representing the Illuminati does not mean the entire show is based around it.

    Finally, the pentagrams. Pentagrams are okay when the Apex is pointing upwards, towards Heaven, as it represents the natural order of things in their proper form. You have a problem when they're upside-down, as it means the reversed form of everything.




    I may have missed a few things, so feel free to point them out.

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  11. *sigh* Oh how I love these people. The butthurt Illuminate "cult" for lack of a better word, decides to pick on a show that many people love and watch? Oh no! Ring the alarms! You should be more focused on the music industry. They would love your opinions and evidence in place of this. Oh, and that creepypasta reference? Maybe it is true. Mau be she wanted to put those souls at ease, let them move on and rest. Faust is doing much more than you ever have to help people and make people happy.

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  12. Hey now! Don't be dissing my little pony. that show is cool. Also, Andrea Libman, Tabitha St. Germain (sorry if I spelled her name wrong) and the others have worked really hard on it. I guess you think that they are Satanic as well? Andrea is not Satanic and neither is the show. Why give us Christians a bad name? I feel ad for Andrea because she has millions of fans trying to get her to answer the questions and messages. I wish I could help her out as well as all of the actresses. Leave her alone!

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  13. thought something was off about this show! Frigg, I'm so mad at myself.

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