Scandal! Sethisto Divorces Trixie as his Waifu by



The unthinkable has finally happened. Sethisto, world-renowned Trixiefag has as-of tonight, divorced his waifu. At approximately 7pm EST, the head of Equestria Daily, who has been faithful to blue bitch horse The Great and Powerful Trixie, announced that he was done with her. Is there a new pony in the insomniac's life?



The announcement came as a shock to those closest to him, who questioned whether he was sure in his decision to mentally unmarry the cartoon horse.  "I think I've moved on from Trixie sadly" Seth said. "We have gone our separate ways."


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The fact that Seth's decision to dump Trixie on BronyCon weekend, following the release of an Equestria Girls clip featuring her as a human, has lead many to believe Seth has a new hobby horse that he may have been seeing on the side for quite some time.

NOT ARYANNE

Who is this mystery mare? Sources confirm they have seen glimpses of a Blonde-maned Blue-eyed pony fleeing Seth's browser screen in the wee hours of the morning on several occasions, but could not catch a strong look at her. Seth denies allegations that he has been unfaithful or of any such pony existing. He was quoted as saying "Ich würde nie betrügen mein Pferd Frau!!!" gesturing strongly with his right hand.


It is not clear at this time how The Great and Powerful is handling the breakup, after a relationship of nearly 5 years, but it is clear that the ponyverse powercouple is kaput.  Horse News was not able to get an official statement from Trixie, because she's a fucking cartoon.

At press time it was confirmed that the couple was going to have joint-custody of the tulpas, and that they had already divided the pony-music and clop collection.


Comments (9)

  1. Trixie's MINE! Bow before mai waifu!

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  2. >Horse News was not able to get an official statement from Trixie, because she's a fucking cartoon.
    We need an official statement, Capper.
    You can fix this by making a Trixie tulpa. APPLY YOURSELF, NIGGA.

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    1. Best comment. Give it a fucking award.

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  3. Blonde-maned Blue-eyed?

    Has to be Aryanne. because AJ has green eyes and she already mine. That fuckface can eat a dick.

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  4. Have you ever met Sethisto? He says this all the time. In three days, he'll be back to waffling between Trixie and Twilight, trust me.

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    1. You too peruse this site? Aren't you supposed to be frolicking in Dyonesian excess at BronyCon?

      ~Super Trampoline

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  5. It should be "Ich würde nie meine Pferdefrau betrügen", but whatever...

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  6. This will be a day long forgotten.

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  7. Breaking news. Sethisto still won't go to bed, and he's still with Trixie.

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