The My Little Pony fandom has survived many things. Failed conventions, Howard Stern, multiple scams, Anti-Bronies, a civil war over the "brony" label, and mountains of pornography.
After all of these hardships and countless others, the fans have always managed to land on their feet. But yesterday, many had finally drawn the last straw. An event so earthshaking, so devastating, and so widespread, that many are seeing fit to call for blood and death, and others are rage quitting the show and everything about it, and forsaking the now filthy title of "Brony". All over a stolen doll.
That's right...one man, with access to a computer and knowledge of 4chan, working alone, has managed to send bronies packing their bags, succeeding where hundreds of haters have failed in 4 years time.
Apparently, all that was needed to end the ride, was to steal a plush toy and take pictures with it around your genitals.
Tumblr user "Jestre" made this post yesterday, linking to the Horse-News article, and suggesting that "every user on /mlp/ can go bash their head in" (implying that physical violence to thousands is justified by the actions of one man). The notes quickly began to pile up, as the over sensitive denizens of Tumblr piled up for yet another shit storm.
While all these fresh tears fell over the land of Tumblr, over at /mlp/ a possible identification was made of the plushie thief. How? Because anon remembers his fat rolls from his dick pics
Supposedly the culprit could be Four Cannon thread user and all around disgusting neckbeard Kaisha. Horse News tried to obtain said dick pics, but unfortunately the link lead to nothing.
Is this the face of the deranged lunatic who stole and raped the innocent plushie? Only time and further drama will tell.
~Liki Weaks & MLPcritic
And here you thought this would be the only article I was involved in that didn't have this text at the bottom. Sorry it's Horse News policy.