Plushiegate rages on (Violator identified?) by


The My Little Pony fandom has survived many things. Failed conventions, Howard Stern, multiple scams, Anti-Bronies, a civil war over the "brony" label, and mountains of pornography.

After all of these hardships and countless others, the fans have always managed to land on their feet. But yesterday, many had finally drawn the last straw. An event so earthshaking, so devastating, and so widespread, that many are seeing fit to call for blood and death, and others are rage quitting the show and everything about it, and forsaking the now filthy title of "Brony". All over a stolen doll.


That's right...one man, with access to a computer and knowledge of 4chan, working alone, has managed to send bronies packing their bags, succeeding where hundreds of haters have failed in 4 years time. 

Apparently, all that was needed to end the ride, was to steal a plush toy and take pictures with it around your genitals.


The amount of rage that this has generated is, as that one fag OP put it "could power a small town".

Tumblr user "Jestre" made this post yesterday, linking to the Horse-News article, and suggesting that "every user on /mlp/ can go bash their head in" (implying that physical violence to thousands is justified by the actions of one man). The notes quickly began to pile up, as the over sensitive denizens of Tumblr piled up for yet another shit storm.

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Despite all the well documented humanitarian efforts from /mlp/ (such as feeding thousands of starving people and providing thousands of rape victims with emergency assistance) the actions of this poster have successfully relegated the whole of 4chan, once again to the "scum of the Earth" bin as Tumblr often puts 4chan users. Well 4chan and any form of humor not directed at heterosexual caucasian males.

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Stunningly, the website that prides itself on crushing labels and tolerance of all of God's miserable mistakes is once again placing sweeping labels on an entire group of people. Yes folks it's the daily "bronies are scum" post. 

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Want to know something else? For many people "Tumblr" doesn't mean "cool blog site where you can share all forms of media" anymore, but rather equates to "incredibly disturbing hole of insane causes, mentally unsound people who complain over every little non-issue, and the cause of death for actual feminism and equal rights movements."

While all these fresh tears fell over the land of Tumblr, over at /mlp/ a possible identification was made of the plushie thief. How? Because anon remembers his fat rolls from his dick pics


Supposedly the culprit could be Four Cannon thread user and all around disgusting neckbeard Kaisha. Horse News tried to obtain said dick pics, but unfortunately the link lead to nothing.


Is this the face of the deranged lunatic who stole and raped the innocent plushie? Only time and further drama will tell.

~Liki Weaks & MLPcritic

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And here you thought this would be the only article I was involved in that didn't have this text at the bottom. Sorry it's Horse News policy.

Comments (65)

  1. #NotAllHorsefuckers

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  2. I have been in the fandom since the beginning. And I fear that this hiatus is going to be the final nail in the coffin.

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    1. kek someone has said that about every hiatus, dramagate, or minor inconvenience since the fandom started. Statistically you're prolly a retard jsyk, but even if by some miracle you are right then fuck you anyways. I'ma just keep watching pastel ponies k?

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    2. You're a defensive little faggot, aren't you, anon 2?

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    3. Yeah, well I had the forth off work and literally nothing better to do than go anonfagging on HN. Now I'm at work and still have nothing better to do. So... Fuck you, I guess? Call me a faggot again so I can jack off to it.
      ...anonfagging brings out the weird in all of us.

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    4. Well, helping another man to cum is as good a cause as any, I guess. You're a faggot, anon. You're such a faggot. A tremendous faggot. Faggoty faggot fag fag.

      That help?

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  3. I KNOW THAT PENIS ANYWHERE

    Oh god /mlp/

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    1. Officer Kek reporting for doody.

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  4. The fandom peaked in October 2010. So many things could have gone right back then.....

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    1. Your kidding right?

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  5. >Show for little children
    >extreme fans behave like little children

    Well... It sounds like an insult to little children. At least they don't know any better unlike the fans shown here.

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  6. >Tumblr

    Watch out, guys, we've gotten ourselves a serious enemy.

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    1. your 'tism is showing

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    2. >Tumblr
      >serious enemy

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    3. It's okay, namefag. I caught the sarcasm.

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  7. I saw just about everyone at Trotcon (it's not exactly a big con). I don't recognize that guy at all. Unless he spent his whole time in the game room, I don't think he was there.

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  8. I see tumblr is still a broken fucking record when it comes to "brony." If someone said the same things about tumblr feminists, they would get doxxed and vote banned in a day.

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  9. I'm gonna get more popcorn, this could get REALLY interesting REALLY quick.

    In unrelated news, Tumblr still has a worse reputation than 4chan

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  10. Well, I must say that it is sad that some bronies have no sense of a backbone. WE HAVE SURVIVED THIS FOR 4 YEARS, WE HAVE ANOTHER 5 CONFIRMED!!!!! AND US, THE PEOPLE WHO WERE JOINED TOGETHER BY THE MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP HAVE LOST ALL HOPE BECAUSE OF ONE SELF MADE PLUSHIE, A SILLY STEAL, A BASELESS COMMENT AND WORST OF ALL, ACTING LIKE SHEEP AND DOING AS THIS WASTE OF SPACE SAYS!!!!!!!!!!!! Now that i got that out of my system, Bronies, message, stop being so wet. If you believe in the fandom, purify it, and form the new brony alliance with me, and make sure that we won't crumble to nothing.

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    1. >believe in the fandom
      >purify it
      >and form the new brony alliance with me, and make sure that we won't crumble to nothing.

      You're just as autistic as the rest of them.

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    2. I agree! We MUST purify the fandom! There are far too many black human Twilights being drawn, and ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

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    3. >purify the fandom

      I've got a Brita pitcher!

      What are we puri...fy.....



      I'm out.

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    4. is this nigga serious?

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  11. Oh lawdy. When I posted my last comment linking his blog, I wasn't expecting HN to actually do a follow-up covering Jestre's faggotry. This is great.

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  12. "Oh, goodness gracious! This fandom is so full of misogyny and rape culture and...and now SOMEPONY'S PLUSHIE HAS BEEN STOLEN AND DEFILED?! THIS IS WORSE THAN RAPE AND SEXISM COMBINED!"

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    1. The plushie is actually real at least. AFAIK no one has ever actually been raped because of ponies, and misogynistic asshats are that way because they're IRL fags, not because of a children's cartoon.

      Dat plushie tho really did get molested.

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  13. The reason this story resonates more than many of those examples is that there is a difference between being a dick on the internet and being a dick on real life. Joking about rape is one of the things we do a lot and get a lot of flak for, but it is just that, joking. To date there has never been a case of someone actually raping someone else at a pony convention. Likewise, the sexism doesn't really physically affect anyone. On the other hand, this case involves the actual theft and damage (sort of) of someone else's property.

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    1. Go back to Tumblr.

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    2. If someone stole your waifu plushie you would be mad as fuck.

      It's like kicking a guy in the balls, it may seem like a funny idea, it may seem OK because we make dick jokes, but no, that's just fucked up, not even the worst man on earth deserves a kick in the balls.

      This fat faggot is a gigantic douche-lord and he is just attention whoring

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    3. I said "go back to Tumblr" half-jokingly, but that article currently has 14 notes on Tumblr and I see exactly one person defending this butthurt over a doll:

      theultimateoverlord(dot)tumblr(dot)com

      This wouldn't happen to be YOU, wouldn't it? Because most Tumblrina's don't seem to be aware of Horse News' existence.

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    4. >MUH WAIFU PLUSHIE!

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    1. I as well had the ejaculation

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    2. I culminated.

      Twice.

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  15. On the bright side, the owner did get a new plushie to replace the one that was lost. :D

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    1. one would think it would end there, but too many are invested in this story to actually have noticed.

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    2. Well that's a shame. All I hope is that more people are careful with their stuff to avoid situations like this one. I mean if you bring something important to a public event with a lot of people around(like a con), you gotta be extra secure with your belongings. Who knows what could be taken without your notice. I'm not saying that it was the owner's fault that the plushie was stolen, I really feel sorry for them that their plushie was not only taken but abused publically online. However, I've had times where I had stuff stolen from me because I was careless with my stuff.

      Still it is relieving to see the community come together in an effort to donate for a replacement plushie for the owner.

      http://sophillia.deviantart.com/journal/Stolen-Plush-Found-Amount-Met-465147866

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  16. All I want is for this autistic faggot to get doxxed and never let back into a con.

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  17. This entire scandal

    http://i.imgur.com/fyTXoJV.gif

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  18. This is it, this is the hiatus where we die in a blazing inferno.
    And it will not be because of Hasbro or Larson or an act of God, but ourselves...

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  19. At this point, I can't remember the show without watching it directly off netflix. The fucking fandom drama has actually taken over as the most entertaining aspect of this fandom. Mazel tov, fandom!

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  20. "Us in the analysis community should really be paying attention. If we're the intellectual front of the brony movement, then we really owe a debt to it to call out things that retard the movement as a whole this badly."

    And it's a fucking Mary Sue RP blog too. Where the hell do you find these people?

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    1. it's tumblr

      sadly, it's not all that hard at all to find flaming retards

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  21. Almost as infamous as /v/'s "I RECOGNIZE THAT GAY BLOWJOB" thread.

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    1. Or the "I recognize that bulge!" thread... /v/ does have many of these...

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  22. Line, hook, sinker. Its almost too easy now.

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  23. Amazing show. I knew there won't be boredom during the hiatus.

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  24. So much drama over one plushie.

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  25. I remember back in 2010/2011 when we were "horsefags" and "MLP fans" who made up the name "brony" for mockery, and then laughed at anyone who used the name sincerely.

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    1. I remember back in 2012 when we used to feed that story to newfags and they ate it up.

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  26. I'm from the Four Cannon thread, I've seen the junk of the accused. Sadly I do not have a picture at the moment, working on getting one/finding it. I can say, however, from what I recall, not only does the over all penis/body shape fit, as does the hair and skin tone. I'll keep you updated if I can get another pic for comparison.

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    1. Fucking this. I've seen that dick and it fits like a glove.

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    2. OP here. While I can't get the pic, I can confirm that Kaiasha did tell someone in our autistic group that the person who got the plushie stolen was a friend of his, further thickening the plot.

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    3. Source or stfu

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  27. wow. I knew he was a faggot, but this is a new level

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  28. >the intellectual front of the brony movement
    >intellectual front
    >of the
    >brony movement
    >movement

    I can't even

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  29. You can't purifiy this. You just can't. Every fandom has its weird sides, believe me. I know. Look at Anime, hentai and tentacle porn of little girls. Cartoon artists of anthromorphic animals, basically furries. Batman and Superman fans or comic fans in general? Comic book nerds and stalkers of the actors. Get over it. This is how the world is, positive and negative. Not the best world. But ...its better than nothing.

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