Nightmare Nights Dallas announces DJ Lineup; can't find musicians who play real instruments by



Today, we have a press release from our backpocket friend Borg about some techno dubstep shit (seriously, can't these tools learn to play a real instrument???) at Nightmare Nights Dallas.
The press release is after the drop jump
Fillies, virgins gentlecolts and all you neckbeards bronies who like to overdose on molly get down, Nightmare Nights Dallas is excited to announce our EQuestria Dance Music concerts! Two nights, twelve performers, ten hours of repetitive beats solid EDM madness! These 12 wannabe musicians DJs will be giving it their all to deliver two nights of Animals and Clarity that are so awesome, Luna will hear it from the moon! So join us this October 24-25, for ear deafening amazing performances by amateur sync button pushers these DJs: Basscat, Chang31ing, DJ Calcos, DJTetsuo, DKKS, Lyonize, One Trick, Notica, Shroo, SMOR3S, Tremil and TripDiam that’ll really rock your Nightmare Night! Be sure to ignore follow @EQuestria_NMND for more.
Till Her return, bide...
Nightmare Nights Dallas is Texas’s largest My Little Pony fan based convention. Come join us this October 24-26 in a celebration of not only Nightmare Moon but all things MLP. Please visit us online at NightmareNights.net, follow us on Twitter, and like us on Facebook for all our latest announcements.
Entry into the concerts require a con membership. Nightmare Nights Dallas 2014 memberships can be purchased here


Comments (10)

  1. Huh. Maybe there is something to the rumor that a major convention in Baltimore is paying off musicians for exclusivity. Shouldn't NMND be able to attract people who know how to play an instrument?

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    1. I can only speak for myself personally -- I would have loved to go to NMND, but my schedule doesn't allow it. Where do stupid rumors like this even come from?

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    2. I am a major convention in Baltimore and I can confirm this.

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    3. Well, as they tweeted earlier, they got 3x the applicants they could fit in. If there wasn't enough live musicians to fill an evening they likely went with EDM.. which is kind of a dime a dozen.

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    4. Most musicians are trying to shill the cons pretty hard these days, trying to get everything comped or even asking for fees. Of course, a major convention in Baltimore, with all its unlimited funds, are falling for this trap and is thus ruining it for the other cons.

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    5. This is correct.

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  2. I have never heard of any of these musicians. The good ones just do remixes with pony stuff added in, like Archie V or the handful of tracks Alex S did. Most other brony musicians are shit.

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    1. most of these guys aren't producers, most are DJs, their only point is to make the beats continuous. most of the music producers in the fandom cant do that.

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  3. No DJ Gestap, not interested

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