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In the realm of headlines I ever thought I would write, that certainly was never one of them. Thanks to a tipoff on tumblr, we've been informed of this video by a Chinese pop-group (is that C-Pop? Is that a thing?) called the "Chopsticks Brothers". The song is called "Little Apple", and there is something rather familiar about this bizarre video.

As user "theonlycottoncandy" pointed out the set of "Little Apple" looks quite similar to a familiar sight on My Little Pony. It looks strikingly similar to Sweet Apple Acres.
It looks similar...because it IS Sweet Apple Acres.

Here is a vector created by a deviatart user named hawk9mm. Using our highly sophisticated detective computers, we have concluded that it is a match to the video above.

In context, you can see the iconic hillside from this other vector from hawk.

So what the fuck is going on here? In truth, we have no idea. The song is called "Little Apple", and it begins with a man and a woman, and then the woman gets surgery and comes out looking like a man. Then they dance naked in Sweet Apple Acres as Adam and Eve.

And people complain about me watching dubbed anime. Look at that mess. You have no fucking idea what's going on don't even kid yourself.

There is some speculation that this is a convoluted reference to masculinity, as larger Adams Apples are common for adult men, and smaller for women. The song's name "little apple" and an evident sex change seems to imply there's a message in there somewhere. Is the set of "My Little Pony" being used as an extension of this metaphor for gender roles? Again we have no idea. The only Chinese we speak comes in the form of fortune cookie wrappers.

Watch the video, it's catchy as fuck.

Will China be the next country to get the pony craze? Could the world handle another billion bronies? Probably not. But that girl does have a strong resemblance to an Apple Bloom cosplayer we saw once.

Google Translate: "I want explode inside apple"

There is a long description that Google Translate most likely butchered, but we provide it here anyway if you want to wade through it.

From Confucianism Italian Film, TV Plus Pictures, Youku produced jointly produced, Shaw Central screenwriter, director, Hong Kong directing Daniel Lee Producer, & q UOT; Chopsticks Brothers "(Shaw Central, Wang Taili), Qu Jingjing starring big movie" Old Boy Meng Long river ", today the first exposure propaganda song" Little Apple "MV." Chopsticks Brothers "changed tear genre to a new retro rhythm of electronic music with catchy lyrics refreshing people, while the MV, the two it is adhering to the electric shadow "play big" spirit, or dresser, or plastic chamber face, or back to the Middle Ages, or caught in the Korean war, the Divine Comedy dramatic plot and the perfect combination of range of children's songs, MV stunning subversion people on the big movie had a strong expectation, while the film side also passed Zhezhi MV, announced big movie "Old Boy" will be held July 10 official public mapping. 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Is it possible for Hasbro to C&D China?

Comments (9)

  1. China has been counterfeited Magic: the Gathering cards for years now and Hasbro is pretty much impotent when it comes to doing anything about it.

    1. Most companies are. China pretty much does whatever the fuck it wants

    2. It's a .png file only fucking casuals call it a 'vector'. Jesus horse news take Computer Science III.
      Also this video is catchy as fuck, China +1.

    3. They called it a vector because it is a high resolution .png file rasterized FROM a vector and the vector version can likely be downloaded. It's a common replacement because no one is going to say "Oh, is that picture a rasterized version of a vector image?". It is much easier to say "Is that picture made using vector art?".

      Don't be that guy who gets all vocab nazi on them.

    4. Points go to Anonymous on this one. It indeed is rasterized from a SVG file.

  2. Hasbro won't C&D the country that makes their toys :^)

    1. they either don't have the balls or just can't because of China's legal loopholes

  3. In China, if a Chinese company clams the name "Apple" before the American Apple does, then the Chinese government will treat the Chinese Apple as the one who owns all the copyrights and treat the American one as pirate. Same thing happened to Monster Hunter. Though many Chinese people are smart enough to know who the real Apple is, the Chinese government will not allow foreigner companies to make money in their land that easy.

    So ya, China sucks.

    1. Lana: call those americans suck, and the chinese people suck, only mother russia is the true glorious land, with its glorious leader, Vladmir Pootin!
      Jack swagger: On behalf of hasbro, I demand you stop this at once!
      Lana: Rusev, kill the foolish american corporation hasbro!