What can only be described as a device of "pants-shitting terror, the genetically mutated spawn of nightmares itself" has been unleashed on the Fandom. The form of the destroyer has come in the form of "anthro Applejack" designed by someone named "BigSexyPlush". The thing above is real. It is for sale. And it is not alone.
These custom, 5-foot-tall, plush pony fuck dolls are currently for sale, and in the only turn of events that help us maintain a flicker of hope, they do not have any bids as of press-time.
But there isn't enough drink in the world to absolve you of the mental knowledge that these Frankensteinish creations are not even at their final forms. For a couple extra bucks, BigSexyPlush will even modify them to fit your sexual preferences.
The final blow to our senses of hope came down when the realization set in, that MLP finally has something that rivals the Sonic Fandom in awful.
There truly is no going back.
But if we're going down, we're taking the Pokemon Fans with us.
"Celestia and Arceus save us all."
Play us out Carlos!