MLP Fandom Creation to rival Sonic's in Absolute Terror Factor by


What can only be described as a device of "pants-shitting terror, the genetically mutated spawn of nightmares itself" has been unleashed on the Fandom. The form of the destroyer has come in the form of "anthro Applejack" designed by someone named "BigSexyPlush". The thing above is real. It is for sale. And it is not alone.




While we await a joint United Nations resolution to stop this unprecedented cruelty from continuing, we can only stand by and watch as these hideous levels depravity and horror are etched into our imaginations forever.

These custom, 5-foot-tall, plush pony fuck dolls are currently for sale, and in the only turn of events that help us maintain a flicker of hope, they do not have any bids as of press-time.


But there isn't enough drink in the world to absolve you of the mental knowledge that these Frankensteinish creations are not even at their final forms. For a couple extra bucks, BigSexyPlush will even modify them to fit your sexual preferences.


Even /mlp/, with everything they have been through, could not manage to fap to this.


The final blow to our senses of hope came down when the realization set in, that MLP finally has something that rivals the Sonic Fandom in awful.


There truly is no going back.
But if we're going down, we're taking the Pokemon Fans with us.


"Celestia and Arceus save us all."


Play us out Carlos!




Comments (24)

  1. That guy is making a Trixie, Vinyl and Octavia plushies also, lol

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  2. This is bush-league.
    The furries made a couple dolls similar to this that use actual human skeletons.

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    1. The princess sally one is a thing of nightmares

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    2. >use actual human skeletons
      Please be joking...

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    3. http://archive.heinessen.com/boards/mlp/img/0172/66/1397501392292.jpg

      They're saying those are wooden bones, I'm not sure about it.

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    4. Yeah, they do look wooden. Especially the one on the left.

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  3. If you're going to link to /mlp/, link to the archive, not the original, once-live thread. http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/18621101

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    1. Maybe they were hoping people weren't completely incompetent and could copy-paste a post number

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  4. >tfw I posted the picture of the anthro Vinyl doll
    >tfw it's now headlining on HorseNews

    This is both exciting and horrifying at the exact same time.

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    1. I know that feel. It's a good feel.

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  5. my god...the guillotine wouldn't be a sufficient punishment

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    1. Auschwitz - when a firing squad is simply isn't enough!

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  6. I'm actually really glad shit like this exists because I've been laughing my ass off for the past 5 minutes

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  7. I cracked up when you said let's bring the Pokemon fans down with us. XD I'm in both fandoms. Then followed it up with may Celestia and Arceus help us. XD

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  8. You guys and girls really know drama! /) XD

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  9. Does anyone have a spare bottle of bleach?

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  10. ...nope, can't clop to this.

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  11. It doesn't even come with voice! Garbage. Also ewww furfaggy shit.

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  12. $30 for a vaginal hole, another $30 for an anal hole.
    These guys know there mark-up.
    *screams internally*

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  13. welp, let me call hasbro about this

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