"Best Pony" blood feud goes literal, Larson deemed responsible by


For a long time, the arguement between fans about who is truly best pony has been regarded as nothing short of a blood feud, but recently, the clash has become...literally a blood feud. Political analysts in search of answers have determined that perennial scapegoat Mitch "Coronate a Bitch" Larson is in fact to blame for the recent bloodshed.



Larson, of the unique position of being considered a "total bro" has an opinion that actually matters to many users of /mlp/. When he was asked during an interview who was best pony, he replied quite confidently that Rarity was best pony. Larson was warned that his words would fuel the ongoing blood feud raging at the time between Rarifags and Dashfags, despite this he later wrote Rarity's name upon a "Best Pony" jersey at BABScon.


Larson's words seem to have made an impact as the conflict has escalated sharply ever since.

On Thursday a challenge was set forth, to settle the dispute once and for all, as a call for literal blood offerings for waifus was made. The OP of the thread assured skeptics that the blood was in fact real and read "Rarity is Best" scrawled on what appears to be the surface of a bathtub or counter.


Another anon went full-blown CSI on the image, giving evidence that it was actually real blood.
In response, only a Flutterfag stepped forth to meet the challenge, writing "Fluttershy is best <3" on a sheet of timestamped paper.


How much more blood will be spilled as a result of Larson's reckless choice of best pony is yet unknown, the thread was scruffied before any more damage was done. But likely we have not seen the end of this.


Not by a long shot.

Comments (13)

  1. I WILL GIVE BLOOD

    FOR APPLEPONY BEST PONY

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  2. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD MARE

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  3. This can only end well.

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  4. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD MARE
    DRESSES FOR THE DRESS THRONE

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  5. Ok now would be a good time to point out that spilling a literal gallon of blood to spell "Celestia is best horse" on the side of your house is not a good idea, although it would be accurate and factual.

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  6. Choosing between Rarity and Rainbow Dash is like choosing between cancer and aids.

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    1. You realy made may day much better, hahahaha! XD

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  7. BLOOD FOR THE WAIFU GOD

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  8. You didn't even post the videos of people offering their blood? For shame:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFdW493oUaA

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Bhw2h8KjLg

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  9. #cutforponies

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  10. Only a matter of time before someone summons Cthulhu.

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