Scandal: Mando sends D*ck Pictures to unsuspecting pegasisters by


Many are calling it the "scandal of the year", as Andy "Mandopony" Stein, was recently caught sending what witnesses are describing as quote "d*ck pictures" to unsuspecting female fans via Snapchat and SMS. His girlfriend and show storyboard artist Sibsy was shocked saying "I love d*cks! I can't believe he would share pics with other women!"
Check the uncensored messages below.




This image was sent to an unspecified female fan of Mando's late yesterday evening, with the message "check out my big white duck". The fan was horrified and contacted Horse-News immediately. Another fan received THIS duck-pic with the question "Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck, or a bunch of duck-sized horses?"



The young woman was shocked and said only "it's a lot smaller than I imagined".
It is a well known fact that Mando is currently dating Sabrina Alberghetti, who "loves ducks". Sabrina is reportedly furious that Mando would go around sending his duck pictures to other women behind her back.


Mando has yet to release an official statement regarding his so-called "feather-flashing", but witnesses can confirm that Mando was drunk after a bar-visit when he sent them. "You should have seen his bill" one mentioned.
In a bold move of pay-back, Sibsy has leaked this photo of herself in her birthday suit, "getting a piece" with 9 ducks at the same time.



Comments (24)

  1. Expert-Level Bait and switch
    Good job
    I was starting to forget you guys are still the Onion of the fandom.

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  2. >you should have seen his bill
    you motherfucker

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  3. I feel betrayed, yet impressed.

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  4. it was only a matter of time before this story got leaked

    I must take accountability for my actions

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    1. MandoPony throwing himself into the comment section on Horse News?

      Oh boy, this is like sticking your d*ck in an anthill, this won't end well.

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    2. Don't you know? He's now one of us. dae iwtcird??? le #horsefamous

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    3. I'm not even sure a duck would fit in an anthill.

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    4. You'd have to be quackers to even try.

      Ok ok I'm leaving...

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    5. That was a picture of my d*ck, ya bastard. That is some Kubrick-level plagiarism.

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    6. Welp. Looks like Mando's one of us tonight.

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  5. This is 1,000,000 times funnier if you know about Christian Weston Chandler XD

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    1. I knew about him, and I didn't make the connection until I just now read that comment.

      But you're right.

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  6. Finally a decent article

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  7. Sneaking around behind Sibsy's back and sending random pegasisters d*ck pics, you should be ashamed of yourself.

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  8. Fucking hell, Horse News. This is so corny but I fell for it. 11/10, I took the bait.

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  9. not as good as the brozen bait but still decent quality

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  10. pfff thanks Horse News we needed a good article after the whole malicorn/vido fic

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  11. Give her the D!

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  12. Oh lawdy. Thanks for the laugh mate, your articles are without a doubt the funniest ones on this site so far.

    Can't say I've been frequenting /mlp/ since hiatus started, as it is just getting boring but while I wait having HN around this hiatus is proving an excellent substitute.

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  13. Fuck you, Horse News.

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  14. Horse News, can you, please, stop make stupid jokes?

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