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((WARNING: SPOILERS BELOW!))
The story begins with a major kick in the nuts to your Equestrian history fanfiction by almost immediately stating that the Princesses were given power by Starswirl the Bearded, alongside a coalition of ponies from each race. The decision was made on the basis that the Princesses were of the far superior Alicorn master race and therefore designated to rule.
From there, the book is basically written in a first person narrative from the perspective of both sisters, as seen in the following screenshot of the book—
U FUKKEN WOT M8?
Alicorns? As in, multiple Alicorns? Like a whole fucking race of them?
...Anyways, the story goes on to describe the coronation party, in which the moon is raised, and the ponies did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and- Well, you get the picture.
The two new Princesses immediately place all of their focus on where to build their new castle, as is characteristic of all good rulers. They decide on the Everfree Forest, where they learn from Starswirl about the Tree of Harmony. We also find out about Princess Luna's trapdoor fetish and apparently that Princess Celestia shares basically the same personality as Twilight Sparkle at the beginning of the show.
In the next entry, some of the Princesses'
|CRAAAAAWLING IIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIN!|
Oh, and apparently Twilight's family is descended from Commander Hurricane. So there go all your fics about the history of Twilight's family, too.
Other than that, Star Swirl is a time traveler, the leader of the Crystal Empire is Princess Amore (possibly related to Cadance?), using too much magic at a time can make you lose it forever, and then it ends with no big conflicts between Celestia and Luna as we were expecting/hoping for and transitions into the Mane 6's journal entries.
Overall, it was kinda meh, needed more porn...
|Page 18 of the Mane 6's entries. It's legit.|
>inb4 new general
(Thanks to the OP who posted the pics of the book)