In a hole in the ground there lived wwwarea. Not one of those comfortable hobbit-holes, mind you: just your regular hole filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell that can be easily explained by his damp, moldy clothes. Day after day he sat alone, miserable, until one day he started a revolutionary new blog named Multiverse Feeling that brought him widespread fame and admiration from thousands of adoring bronies who were fed up with the fandom's general intolerance. Given his startling rise to horse fame, we at Horse News felt obligated to interview this fascinating figure about his opinions on criticism, copyright law, murdering children, and furries (among other such fascinating topics).
Q: Have you ever heard of Roger Ebert?
A: I was talking about the other article, but from your article, that doesn't look anything like criticism, because it looks very unclear
Q: ...Alright, here's an extremely important question. How many critics do you actually pay attention to?
A: Not a lot, but I read some, especially from this one thing that inspired me to bring this whole thing out in public before - Argueing [sic] critics which is actually legit. I think there is a difference between "Fan or User Feedback" than a "Critic".
Q: Can you give me an example of somebody who you consider to be a "legit critic"?
A: Sure, hang on a sec, could take a while or do you want me to make one up?
Q: So wait: you can't actually think of any "legit critics" off of the top of your head?
A: http://www.comicbookmovie.com/fansites/MovieGeek4U/news/?a=41698 Look at the bottom comment for example btw.. Anyway.. "I think this MLP Book needs more work for the purpose.. So Rainbow Dash went to the moon, but it doesn't explain how, it just skipped the cutscene and made no sense! Also, there is a huge plot-hole from what happens between the whole scene" - Good critic
"I think this MLP Book needs to be ban, I HATE IT!! Why did they put Rainbow Dash to the moon??? Why can't it be Spike?" - Bad critic
Q: EFF KILLED NET NEUTRALITY
A: Why did you say that? What got you the idea? :D
Q: To suddenly claim that people are infringing on your rights because they made a joke about you that you didn't like is childish and stupid.
A: And I find going against murder is childish and stupid then.
Q: So please shut the fuck up about that because you're so wrong it hurts.
A: Who saids so? God? - I don't want to be here for 2 - 3 reasons. One of them is way too fucking far and way too rushed
Q: wwwarea how did you get your name
A: From a game I grew up with long ago. It was simply based off a "location" in the game, and I just love it a lot. Though, I could use it for my own thing, like I once consider the 3 Ws to mean something other than World Wide Web to me.
Q (from wwwarea this time): Where did you get your name?
A (me): Walmart.
Q: Why you are more excited to make everything nonfree when he claims he is for freedom, and have you heard of the GPL?
A: I could guess it's from a Tuxedo from Walmart? And I could explain, but doing so on a chat room with hyper, active idiots isn't the best way.. I could just explain this on another blog post instead, so I can have time to think and write. I'm a Introvert, remember? And no
Q: Ivan is also wondering why you effectively claimed earlier in this interview that insulting someone is the same as child murder. [Editor's note: Ivan meant "murder in general", not "child murder"]
A: I don't know, I don't think I was comparing it as the same (Never said child though), I meant it was an issue, like another issue is
Q: Do you like family guy?
A: You asked, so I added you, if you are a random troll or just a plain ass after adding me, then I could just remove.. -No risk. And yeah I do
Q: That show is sexist.
A: *Puts glasses on* Hmm, yeah, I like it but only for the old episodes more, not much for culture jokes, sexist, or disability jokes.... or more
Q: I think you would like Edge of Tomorrow, if you want a movie with a strong female lead. It is also the best movie I have seen in a long time, I'm serious.
So which did you think was the best Tonight Show host: Leno, Fallon, or Conan? Carson was terrible so he doesn't count.
A: Oh, I'm personality not interested, and I'm not a women in case you were thinking
Q: Fed wanted me to ask if you liked these, by the way: http://puu.sh/9wbXe/9f771e6ac0.jpg http://puu.sh/9wc4r/98cb30ff0d.jpg
A: Why ask that? I'm not a fan of the idea that these need to have more human parts in order to be anthro though considering they already are. >_> Also, can you ask FedYourPony if He/She likes this: http://d.facdn.net/art/rikmccloud/1344208458.rikmccloud_rduraganpicdetail.jpg
I can probably tell where this is going to.. He/She's expecting me to say yes so that person could possibly act even more of a bigot, and bring this out.. Then I would say "Then it's discusting to like those nasty human models you see all over the place".
Coming from a fucked up idiot who believes in non-scientific terms like "normal" and shit. Even Physoligy [sic] Today is against it (Yes I spelled it wrong, but I'm typing fast). The term normal I mean
Q: He doesn't like it, since it doesn't have hooves.
A: Really? Or is he just responding to my idea of anthro? I also wonder how the person found those images because I think I've actually stumbled near them before
Q: Nope, studies indicate that 25% of bronies and rising are unable to climax while masturbating to anything without hooves. 25% sounds like a lot.. And yeah but every being has a thing for something, they require something to "clop" or something. Can you please give me a source though, not that I'm agaisnt [sic] it or anything. lol
Q: Here, found it. [See above chart]
A: You just went out, and made that yourself, and pretended it was a year ago.. I was right, I think Fedyourpony was reacting against my idea of anthro after all.. Seriously the copyright thing just told me it was you
Q: Actually, he just doesn't dig anthro, plain and simple.
A: Yeah and Ponies are already anthropomorphic anyway.. Which was my point.. Yet his dumb point is describing what everyone has for anything really. Couldn't find the article, but I did save the picture before it was too late: [below]
|At least he's finally figured out how to make a half-decent graph.|
Q: The utter originality astounds me. Anyhow, I think that's about enough for tonight.
A: Alright, seeya.
And then he probably left to admire his framed RMS portrait or something