Today, HN is officially "Number 2". Thanks to you, our inexplicable audience, HN is now the second-largest source for MLP fan-news on the planet, after our friends at EQD. This news has of course gone straight to our heads and we plan to clean up our act immediately, the only way that we can; by going on a drinking binge and pimping out a news van.
For those of you who will want sauce on said figures, we will provide the links to who.is for the Number 1 spot, the Number 2 spot, and the New Number 3 spot complete with the 1-month Alexa Global Traffic Data.
This development (which comes following our 1 Millionth View earlier this month) has prompted an urgency for expansion, and so HN has resolved to purchase a practical piece of equipment to assist in our super-important #professional news coverage: a news van.
Current plans for the van include adding a casting couch in the back, installing a turret/parascope, and welding a satellite dish to the roof to
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A new series "Horse News Across America" would be launched immediately as every staff member would quit thier day jobs and drop out of school to travel the open road in a van full of other men with no shower.
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So thank you everyone for making a dream we didn't realize we had until a couple hours ago a reality.