Heavenly Nostrils Book Finally Available by


It's no secret that there are very few things that we actually like. Even fewer that we openly enjoy. One of those things is the comic strip "Heavenly Nostrils" by Dana Claire Simpson, whom we previously reported had created the cover art for issue #20 of IDW's MLP comic book series. Today, the word went out that finally we could throw paper at Dana and get a larger stack of prettier paper back in return.




The book, which can be found here http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1449446205/ampweb-20 for less than 10 bucks has a slightly different cover from the "Preview Copy" that HN had seen at BABScon earlier this year.
Which is fine, because the new cover is sparkly as shit and we have ADD.
It ships out September 2, so we do have to wait a bit longer. But then hiatus is all about waiting.
If you don't know what Heavenly Nostrils is, get off you ass, and maybe read this description from the Amazon:
"Phoebe is a remarkably real little girl, as bright and imaginative as Bill Watterson's Calvin, as touchingly vulnerable as Charles Schulz's Charlie Brown. And if these strike you as big names to conjure with, I'll go further and state for the record that in my opinion Heavenly Nostrils is nothing less than the best comic strip to come along since Calvin and Hobbes. Simpson is that good, and that original." --Peter S. Beagle, author of The Last Unicorn, from the Introduction
 A boy and his dog . . . a girl and her . . . unicorn?
 It all started when Phoebe skipped a rock across a pond and accidentally hit a unicorn in the face. Improbably, this led to Phoebe being granted one wish, and she used it to make the unicorn, Marigold Heavenly Nostrils, her obligational best friend. But can a vain mythical beast and a nine-year-old daydreamer really forge a connection? Indeed they can, and that's how Phoebe and Her Unicornunfolds.
 This beautifully drawn strip follows the unlikely friendship between a somewhat awkward girl and the unicorn who gradually shows her just how special she really is. Through hilarious adventures where Phoebe gets to bask in Marigold's "awesomeness," the friends also come to acknowledge that they had been lonely before they met and truly appreciate the bond they now share.
Can't wait to get our hands on one.

Comments (24)

  1. Is that a man dressed as a woman?

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    1. of course

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    2. OMG, yes it is! Wow. I was just joking. What's wrong with people nowadays? Can't they just admit that they like it up the ass without donning some stereotypical female image? Oh well, fags will be fags...

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  2. I must express my merriment this very moment. Yay!

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  3. But when will we have our Heavenly Porn book? Seriously, most of these artists have drawn lots of kinky shit on the side and have hidden them away.

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  4. Is there any creepy dog fucking action with Trans mouthpiece bullshit?

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    1. Wait, so the creepy dog-fucker furfag is also now trans? The fuck?

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  5. Can we talk about her weird fucking shaving fetish?

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    1. Yes let's that would actually be more fitting for horse news but I suppose she is in the circle jerk #horsefamous autistic faggots. Also this barely fucking relates to MLP which is fine if I wasn't a shill article. Why is it everytime Capper writes something on this site it's always either tame, dull or doesn't fit at all?

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    2. Because Capper is in charge of writing the "real news".
      Everyone else does the off the wall shit
      Capper's posts keep the site going while MLPcritic and the others make up the other shit

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    3. Capper Fag confirmed.
      You're obviously one of the /mlp/ anons that pretend to hate #horsefamous faggots yet when it's capper you get in line to suck it down.

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    4. How the fuck does saying what capper does here make me a "Capper Fag" you dumb sack of shit?

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  6. Why is Horse News shilling for a batshit tranny crazier than Tinker? Dana is literally worse than any of the tumblrscum mentioned on Horse News without bringing up the dogfucking.
    Besides there's only room for one horribly mutilated inverse penis around here.

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    1. Tinker doesn't make awesome webcomics

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  7. >Tfw I realize this is the same person responsible for Ozy and Millie
    >tfw I remember they're about as batshit crazy as R.H. Junior and Naylor combined.

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    1. I fucking hated this faggot too, then I actually read Heavenly Nostrils and it's really good. Sometimes you have to separate the crazy deranged tranny from its work.

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    2. Anon is right. "Mein Kamf" is pretty good if you forget the part about killing the six million jews.
      Sometimes you have to forget the twenty million jews and respect good literature for what it is, even if it killed fifty million jews.

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    3. Reminder that Himler was the one who masterminded the majority of Germany's Solution. Hitler was the central figure that just reassured the desperate people it was what they needed. He essentially said 'yeah, sure, go ahead' and used his stridently good people skills to appease and work with what came afterwards.

      So yes, Hitler did nothing wrong, and the history books were off by one letter. Funny what a simple spell check could do

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    4. Don't forget that both Hitler and Himmler were massive autistic faggots.

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  8. I ain't reading this shit. There, I said it, I'm glad I got that off my chest.

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  9. /v/ wants to fuck that unicorn.

    On a sidenote, this comment section is more of a downer than those Sarah McLachlan commercials about the shelter animals

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  10. How is this fine tranny worse than Tinker? Don't bring up the dogfucking comic, I'm already aware.

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  11. It's probably more that people can't believe that such a weird looking person with a very stained background could create something so enjoyable. It's like that one author, forgot his name. A portrait of him was placed behind his book, a man who had a bald head, tan skin, furrowed eyes, immense bushy eyebrows, a slight misshapen wide nose, grotesquely wide mouth and jagged teeth. A monster, for all accounts, who created a rather charming and colorful poem/story book.

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