Daniel Ingram Forms New Company by

Daniel Ingram, composer for My Little Pony and that one show with the dog that looks like Twilight Sparkle from a bad fanfic but it's OK because nobody watches it anyway, recently announced on Twitter that he has started up a company known as "Smash Music Productions."
Horse News: "We're not that late, in the grand scheme of things..."

Ingram stated on his Twitter that the company will be creating music for television shows, but we here at Horse News like to look past the obvious to bring up ridiculous theories about uncover the true purpose of Ingram's new venture.

Our first theory was a rather basic one: Smash Music, Smash Bros.  Yes, that is correct: One prevalent theory out there is that Ingram formed this new company in order to compose an original score for the upcoming Super Smash Bros game.  But considering the fact that the game is probably long past the stages of hiring someone to compose songs for the game.  Those lazy bastards will probably just recycle the songs from all their old games again. Unoriginal fucks.
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So, being the diligent and speedy reporters that we are, we had to look deeper.  And once we put all the pieces together, we were able to discover exactly what Mr. Ingram has been plotting with his new business venture.

As Ingram himself stated on the Twitter post, his company will create music for television shows.  Another word for music is "tunes," so Ingram's post can be misleadingly worded to say that his company will create tunes for shows, or "show tunes."  Show tunes are also used in musicals, as musicals are in fact a type of show.  One such example of a popular musical show involving these show tunes is "Shrek: The Musical." And, as we all remember from Shrek the movie, "All Star" was among the songs associated with everyone's favorite green layered devastator of anuses everywhere.  "All Star" was written by a band known as Smash Mouth.

Smash Mouth. Smash Music.

This is why we here at Horse News believe that Daniel Ingram's new project is actually a cover band for the 90's sensation band.

There is no word yet as to when the band's first album will be released, but the moment it does so, we here at Horse News advise that you don't delay, act now. Supplies are running out. Allow if you're still alive, six to eight years to arrive.  And if you follow, there may be a tomorrow, but if the offer's shunned, you might as well be walkin' on the sun.

Comments (5)

  1. Yeah, I was going to say - this is a few days old.

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  2. Sorry Daniel, but you write generic pop music crap. William Anderson does a much better job than you.

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    1. The fuck does that even MEAN?

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    2. TheSilverRanger6 June 2014 at 01:33

      @Mister Twister Sounds like a band that's redundant, boring, and a sorry excuse for audible drek.

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