BREAKING NEWS: Porn bans have begun by


It seems that there's a new crusade of destruction in our fandom. The day we have feared for so long has approached. Instead of the fandom safe creative entertainment (i.e. JanAnimations) being sniped out of nowhere, it seems our precious porn is being kicked off the ride. 

When all the porn is gone, this will be you
First on the chopping block on today's rape of the pony porn posse came with the announcement from "atryl mod" on tumblr. The popular fandom artist officially announced that his NSFW tumblr blog had officially gotten the tumblr ban-hammer. For what reason you ask? It's because atryl likes to draw shitloads of child porn scratch that, legal says I can't claim that, even if it is meant as a bad joke.



Yes the supposed reason for the deletion of the NSFW tumblr was "child pornography". Considering the incredible lack of pale fingers inside what looks like the orifice of a Home Alone star, I highly doubt this is the real reason for the blog's ban. More than likely, this is the result of Tumblr feminists and one annoying Wolfaboo reporting through their endless amount of butthurt.

Well this may be a decent impact on the porn community, it's not the end right? I mean atleast we still have PonyClopStash's tumblr pag-



well shit
Oh yes that's right, PonyClopStash has been removed as well. Announced by way of a tweet today, PCS is the latest member of the no clop list, and only time will tell who else will join the list. However, the one real question left is what exactly is happening?

As stated earlier, it could possibly be the work of pissed off members of Tumblr or one really pathetic blog site, all trying to form a "moral crusade" against such evil rape-culture inspiring brony NSFW blogs. Why, they themselves would never do anything of the sort, correct?

Besides the obvious though, there's a few other questions pertaining to this happening. Could it perhaps be the newly developed Hasdrones, designed to monitor our awful behavior? Could the Obama administration be sticking it's dark smelly fingers in to even more unnecessary places? Will FinalDraft ever recover from his small penis anxiety? While the answers to all of these is more than likely a resounding "no", we can let any possibilities go.

After all, this is the end.





We here at Horse-News have in fact stored massive quantities of pornography in our own personal archives. For a "small" fee we may be persuaded to send all 524 GB to our viewing audience.

Comments (25)

  1. Dey terk err porn!

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  2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSUIQgEVDM4 ;_;7

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  3. >horsefuckers forced to migrate away from Tumblr

    AND NOTHING OF VALUE WAS LOST

    (For srs, Tumblr a shit.)

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    1. Agreed, but to be fair when it's not filled with political bullshit the layout works well for one handed browsing

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  4. I doubt this is anything major going down. Probably some white knights taking potshots. It's Tumblr anyway, not like there aren't other and better sources. Once those start getting hit, I'll worry about the daily dosage of candy.

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  5. Hey, this means we can get pinkiepony's tumblr nuked as well?

    Fuck her and fuck her hypocrital lesbian foal porn.

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  6. And we care.......why? Tumblr should have been evacuated long ago.

    >AND NOTHING OF VALUE WAS LOST

    >(for srs, Tumblr a shit.)

    Well said, anon. Well said.

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  7. Like everyone's saying, this might just be a bunch of SJW trying to take potshots at us.

    Let's just hope, though, that Derpibooru as a site doesn't receive a C&D or is taken down entirely. That really will spell the end for that portion of the fandom.

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    1. The only way derpibooru's gonna get something like a C&D is if someone uploads illegally leaked material straight from DHX's servers or something.

      Hasbro doesn't care about fandom-specific sites like that or FIMFiction, thankfully.

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    2. Are you sure about that? They've tried to take down FIMFiction before.

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  8. If tumblr becomes the place known for housing burned furs or burned bronies or whatever those stupid little teenage prudes want to call themselves, I'm perfectly okay with that.

    The less sensible people on there and elsewhere on the net and in the fandom where they can't be affected by the retardation, the better.

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  9. WHy would you post your porn art on tumblr in the first place? It's a shit site with a shit staff and community. What's wrong with nsfw chan boards?

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    1. one reason and one reason only: it's absolutely brilliant at presenting aggregate content on its dash. Everything else about tumblr is shit.

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  10. Ey horse news you should apply for tumblr staff and fuck shit up.

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  11. Tumbler is shit. It has always been shit. It is literally pure, unfiltered, shit.

    If we're lucky the people who are smart leave and leave the rest to destroy themselves in a vicious and brutal internet flavored retelling of Sodom and Gomorrah.

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  12. >We here at Horse-News have in fact stored massive quantities of pornography in our own personal archives. For a "small" fee we may be persuaded to send all 524 GB to our viewing audience.
    H-how much?

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  13. We should start reporting Feminist blogs as offensIve and get them shut down. I'm not ok with this.

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  14. Artyl isn't even that good so no loss there. If StrangerDanger, Gideon, and SwedishSnus are banned then fuck that bullshit. Anti porn puritans have gone too fucking far.

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  15. Anybody who still gets their pone porn from Tumblr is doing something wrong.

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  16. why don't we just take the shit, put it in dropbox or some other shit, and create a link hub like other fandom porn sites have.

    also, g.e-hentai.org is at risk. but they are always at risk ._.

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  17. This is a goo start but FB needs to start doing the same thing so I'm not having to report the crap all the time. It would make my life much easier. Anyone who clops is a rather miserable, pathetic soul (if they have one). Once they get the real thing, maybe they'll grow out of it. I say throw the ban hammer down on all the pony porn sites EVERYWHERE.

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  18. please be bait

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