Are you ready? No? Well too bad. The moment we've been dreading has finally been announced. The doomsday clocks have been set and the conspiracy theorists have garnered their tin foil hats.
The Rainbow Rocks premiere date has been announced.
Thanks to the efforts of the Hasbro, Shout!, and Screenvision, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic: Equestria Girls: Rainbow Rocks: Sequel of the colons, will be coming to over 17,400 locations in late September 2014. More than likely, these locations will include the same theaters that would allowed the disturbing movie it spawned from.
Several theaters will be offering a deal on spaghetti and Mountain Dew for the premiere, as well as selling tube socks and "hand" lotion to any viewers who are willing to pay about $3.50 for it. Horse-News will be attending several of these premiering locations, including Panama City, Los Angeles, Fort Hood (which loves sequels apparently), The New York student film festival, the one theater in West Virginia that has sound, Salt Lake City, and Birmingham, just to name a few. We will be doing our best to report the autism as it happens.
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Horse-News would like to remind you that, yes, opinions are legal Multiverse© Feeling©, so Rainbow Rocks is going to be terrible.