Rainbow Rocks date has arrived. God help us. by


Are you ready? No? Well too bad. The moment we've been dreading has finally been announced. The doomsday clocks have been set and the conspiracy theorists have garnered their tin foil hats.

The Rainbow Rocks premiere date has been announced.




Thanks to the efforts of the Hasbro, Shout!, and Screenvision, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic: Equestria Girls: Rainbow Rocks: Sequel of the colons, will be coming to over 17,400 locations in late September 2014. More than likely, these locations will include the same theaters that would allowed the disturbing movie it spawned from.

Several theaters will be offering a deal on spaghetti and Mountain Dew for the premiere, as well as selling tube socks and "hand" lotion to any viewers who are willing to pay about $3.50 for it. Horse-News will be attending several of these premiering locations, including Panama City, Los Angeles, Fort Hood (which loves sequels apparently), The New York student film festival, the one theater in West Virginia that has sound, Salt Lake City, and Birmingham, just to name a few. We will be doing our best to report the autism as it happens.


I love this gif so much

Horse-News would like to remind you that, yes, opinions are legal Multiverse©  Feeling©, so Rainbow Rocks is going to be terrible.

Comments (13)

  1. It should be "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic: Equestria Girls: Rainbow Rocks", or as I've recently taken to call it, MLP colon FiM colon EqG colon Rainbow Rocks.

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    1. Hi! Thanks for the input! That's very important to us, therefore it will be added immediately.

      Fun Fact, Horse-News is founded on the principle that autism doesn't have to be a terrible thing, so long as we can exploit it for views! Also that Final Draft is a cunt. Isn't that 20% cooler XD

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    2. Your user avatar should be a fedora

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  2. The month of my birthday...
    Y-yay?

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    1. Happy birthday! Now pick a shitty EQG waifu and spank her tiny little ass

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  3. those fucking ears
    they've gone too far man
    the yiffocalypse is upon us

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  4. trixie and sunset on the poster?
    How can you tell them apart?

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  5. Sunset Shimmers will be the reformed villain who will be utterly useless against the new villain, AKA all the Dragonball Z allies.

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    1. That's how the TV series will go, clearly these movies are turning into monster high/Bratz type movies. I'm scared.

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  6. >inb4 it comes out on 9/11

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  7. Applejack looks like utter shit.
    Wait, they all look like utter shit.
    But mainly Applejesus.

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    1. There's no way Applejack looks any worse than any of the others, considering they all look the same.

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  8. This is what happens when you let the atheists in power. 9/11 happened for a reason, and it was because we let those Satanist Islamics into our land of the free. I say we exile them from Canann and restore the holy land. Oy vey?

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