JanAnimations leaves fandom to join "Important Studios" by

From "Rumble from the Tumblr IV"
As we all know, JanAnimations has been in a sort of suspended state in terms of the fandom, most videos removed from his channels thanks to the anal blasting from Hasbro Studios. Fortunately HN and some amazing anons were able to preserve most of his videos, as well as other fan works, but unfortunately there's still no end in sight to the current C&D drama.

However, several days ago Jan released a video that would lead to a great new opportunity. He will officially be joining the ranks of the recently formed "Important Studios".



Through a test using Important Studios creators' animation style, Jan was admitted thanks to his minimal effort and decent sense of humor. Officially leaving the brony fandom, Jan gave an official statement to Horse News regarding the situation.


Jan
"After the Cease and Desist was pushed on to me thanks to Hasbro, I didn't know what I was going to do. Then I read about Matt and Trey's new studio and realized that I could be dealing with far less retarded bullshit and could actually make money for my efforts...It's sad to leave it behind but it's a studio policy." -Jan

This unfortunately means favorite series like Button Mash are now officially cancelled and can no longer be continued. In a way though, this is an opportunity for Jan to get back at Hasbro. What better platform could one have to mock the people that fucked with you than a show as infamous as The Simpsons King of the Hill South Park. Though there are no specifics about a brony centered episode that was in the works, we can only assume copious amounts of marijuana and Italian accents will influence a remark in the show against Hasbro at least. When reached for comment, Trey Parker and lover sidekick Matt Stone gave us this statement.

Someone ponified this shit, too?
"In terms of an episode, we had this idea about Cartman just being an insatiable asshole about it while secretly being a huge brony, but we kind of got high and forgot the details. We just went with 'Cartman being an asshole' and stretched it out for every episode. As far as Jan's employment, we see the major lack of talent in Jan and are looking to hire him immediately. We're going to be on the air for at least twenty more years so he has a place at Important Studios."
 -Trey Parker and Matt Stone

Some of you may be asking "Wait, ShadyVox was involved too. What about him?" Well we were wondering that as well. We asked Trey and Matt the same thing but they simply responded with "Do you really think it takes effort to make these voices?" We take this to mean that, no, Shady will still be left behind to make orgasm noises for games based on Button's mom, what with it being the more respectful employment option.

In any case, we're happy for Jan and wish him nothing but luck in the future, especially when he goes on to be animation director of "Book of Mormon: The animated series"


Now we're losing Jan Animations, Dumb dumb-dumb dumb-dumb. (jk bby we luv u Jan <3)

Little did you all know that Horse-News has been an affiliate of Important Studios this entire time. That's right autists, we're just collecting information for our next musical. 

Comments (21)

  1. Wait, it's not a "leaving the fandom" as much as it is "not doing anything fandom-related anymore", right? Kinda got me confused there...

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    1. Sounds about right. Still, I'm really fucking sad. Jan was a MAJOR inspiration to me, and I really loved his work for a long time. Now he's gone to do bigger things. WHY AM I SO UPSET ABOUT THIS? My favorite animator is moving up and I can't help but be sad!

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    2. The title was probably changed to sound more drama-fueled

      In any case, this is depressing to see Jan go :/ Especially if that means no more of DAT MOM.

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    3. I'm guessing he is going to watch the show.

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  2. I'd like to see Pinkiepony bitch even more about this.

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    1. Send it to her.
      Do it.
      You know you want to.

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    2. DO IT FAGGOT!

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    3. Speaking of Pinkiepony, she's now 18 years old. You guys know what to do...

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  3. This is a fake news site. This isn't something that actually happened. In case anyone (like the commenters above me, potentially) was confused.

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    1. Shhhh don't tell them, it's more fun to see the more innocent ones freak out.

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    2. Too late. Motherfuckers already know the article is fake. Thanks Twitter! ^_^

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  4. I love horse news. It's so fun to pick out the satire from the actual news~
    Keep it up!

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  5. Easy way to keep track is a majority of satirical posts(if not all) have the 'random' tag.

    Not many real posts do, so if you see random just assume its satire.

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  6. Hey everyone! Fun fact! If you see an "Entertainment" tag (or even the "Satire" tag in other cases) it's usually a sign that what you're seeing isn't going to be true, at least not 100%

    Remember, if you're wondering if an article is real, remember the three questions you need to ask to not appear like a complete retard!
    1) Is there a source provided for this actual news, or any unaltered pictures posted in the article?
    2) Does it contain the "Too stupid to make up" or "News" tags?
    3) Is it an article by someone other than MLPcritic?

    If you said no to more than one of these questions, it's not real! Therefore, it's meant for entertainment, not actual news, and you shouldn't message other people like an uninformed little dumbass. Lol amirite, bronies! Le awesome! :D

    Got a question? The HNATS is here to help!

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  7. Something tells me at least 10% of this article is made up.

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    1. It doesn't mention the part were a Jewish lawyer came and fucked him up the ass before removing the videos

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  8. Ahaa, you almost got me on this one. Well done HN.

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  9. Well, fuck, it seems I got trolled badly here.
    It simply made too much sense to me to figure out this was, in fact, satire ;I

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  10. Oh god, Jan took the bait. How stupid is he even when he acknowledges HN to be a satirical site?

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    1. He jumped the gun because he has been receiving questions about it by people who were actually believing this. So THEY are the stupid ones, not him. He just wanted to protect his image and stop disinformation. Considering the situation he’s still in, I don’t blame him.

      After discovering that HN was satiric, he was cool about it.

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  11. Fuck him anyways. He always seemed like one of those prissy SJWs to me. He doesn't respond well to criticism and he gets mad when people ask him about his project's timelines.

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