From the Front: Seperatists erect in Twitterton by


With the ongoing Battle against the seceding Equestrians, I am sad to bring grave news for the valiant Yank-ee cause. It appears, along with gaining more support, that the enemy has gained ground in Eastern Twitterton. Not only this, but they appear to have erect a new structure as well.


It appears the Equestrians have now used their resources to erect yet another venue, this time serving as a new Fort of Operations in our own backyard. In territory we once found to be moderately protected, the enemy has rooted itself in to the very loins of Twitterton, taking with them many local sides in what can only be described as a catastrophe.

On a more optimistic note however, it appears our efforts are not in vein. Further letters have been sent by the Derpy Express line and First Lieutenant Andy Nonymous sent us a doozy of report


Though we have lost many good boys, we have won in Ask-a-bama. With the valiant tale of Capper General's bull-moose leadership, we have now learned that President Sethisto has now allowed the use of total war against those damn dirty traitors. Perhaps now the clop can finally be freed to the home it truly deserves.

We wish you a safe return to your waifu Lieutenant, as we do to all our Yank-ee boys in blue and crackly yellowish white. And for a speedy end to this truly useless war. 

Reporting from the field, this is Lieutenant Colonel Critic signing out.


Want to join the cause? Simply apply to the recruitment offices on /mlp/ and Twitter. God's speed gentlemen, from your fellow Horse Fuckers at Horse News.

Comments (18)

  1. Sgt. Ivana Stealurwaifu28 May 2014 at 19:34

    We will not let these filthy degenerate rebels win the day. We will emerge victorious.

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  2. Someone send Colonel Trautman to pull General Butt Naked out of his retirement following the Liberian civil war. He is the hero /mlp/ needs and is, at heart, one of us.

    Pic related.

    http://obrazki.tnttorrent.info/tnt24.info_Ch4_True_Stories_2011_The_Redemption_of_General_Butt_Naked_PDTV_x264_AAC_ENG_.5142__392216.jpeg

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  3. This is General Night Skies, the 3rd Army is always ready to kick some rebel cunts!
    New thread from /mlp/: http://boards.4chan.org/mlp/thread/17987512

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    1. General, sir. I've met with several tulpa tacticians and they've advised we take measures to gain valuable information on the Twitter front. Their newly established foothold is ripe for plants and spies. I recommend we send some covert anons to infiltrate and gather information. Once enough agents have successfully embedded themselves, they can begin subverting their operations and dismantling their efforts before they get off the ground.

      For the princesses
      Praise the Sun
      Double the Fun

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    2. You're going a little too far with this.

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    3. Casual detected

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    4. No. We are going the right amount.

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  4. >10 followers

    HAHAHAHAHA

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    1. And I think only a few of them actually agree with the things it's saying. At least two are writers for this site.

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  5. This has the makings of the ultimate culmination of bullshit this fandom has ever seen.
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  6. I like how it took less than 10 hours to go from "#Equestrians standing for love and friendship. Who's with me?" To "@Metalsensei There's nothing sexual about it, you perverted shit." Glad to see they stick to those morals of love and tolerance!

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  7. Wow, you guys are faggots.

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    1. Hi! HNATS here! We'd just like to respond with: No shit sherlock!

      Got a question? HNATS is here to help!

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  8. >gained ground in Eastern Twitterton.
    >10 followers

    its only a matter of time before they take the whole fandom with them

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  9. /mlp/ and Generaltard Night Fag, on behalf of /anon/, go fuck yourselves and never trying recruiting ever again. We don't want to fight in your stupid war. Oh, and tell m00t to go fuck himself too.

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    1. I FOUND A SPY! take this "equestrian" away!

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  10. Now it's my chance to dance with Timberwolves

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