Cringe-ish Corner: DakariKingMykan by


Welcome to this special 4th edition of Cringe Corner. What's so special you ask? Well you questionable little shit, I embarked on a journey to once again bring cringe to the masses, and I was reminded of the autistic OC and cringe-tastic videos of DakariKingMykan. Videos were watched, sides were lost, and I was ready to share another cringe with you all.

But then we heard him sing.




Yeah, remember this gem? DakariKingMykan is the guy who produced such a classic. Whether it was supposed to be ironic or just pure crap, DKM declared he hated MLP and it turned out to be for...really confusing reasons. Is it because he's angry and it reminds him of how he can't achieve his dreams? How he "gave up" on friendships and the show reminds him of that? What ever the reason was, DKM surely hated Friendship is Magic.

Except for a fanfiction he's writing. Oh yeah, didn't you hear? It's entitled "My Brave Pony Starfleet Magic" and it's exactly what you think. A cross between MLP and Star Trek, this gem is a 23 part series following a starfleet of a new race of Alicorn ponie. We wish we were joking.


Besides his work associated with the MLP fandom, he's also heavily involved in the now reboot anal-blasted Teen Titans fandom. He mainly seems upset over one set of characters shippings that was ruined in the final episode, going so far as to draw their children and impersonate beast boy. Because of this, we can assume he suffers from the medical phenomena known as Waifuas Seperatis. Hell, he even hosts American Idol-esque videos about the Titans having bands. Again, I wish I was kidding.

It's Raven x Beast Boy you fucking casual
Alright, so we've covered his loss of waifus, MLP and Titans butthurt, Fanfiction, and the OC from the opening pic (yes, that's one of his OCs. Really hates the show, huh?), so what else is there. Well in his video he also claims to be a singer. Oh boy this is going to be fucking awful, no way this could be even remotely goo-


-shit dude that's actually not half bad. I mean it's edited with that echo effect, but still holy shit. Well, okay okay, it's clearly the editing right? Right?


Well shit, this is a first. When DKM is not making cringe art, making cringe fan work, or videos with enough lines of fucking text and Microsoft Video effects to kill a small rodent, the guy can actually sing pretty well. Much better then certain fandom singers, that's for sure. 

Truly our new voice here. The voice of our generation. The voice that will inspire the uninspired. The voice to be the representative for our entire subculture. And it's DakariKingMykan.

Three horns for your asshole. And a voice so damn good you won't care

Horse News can admit when someone has talent, even if it does feel like pissing vinegar and sandpaper. But seriously, he does have a good low voice, I'm wet just writing this.

Comments (12)

  1. He is a shit

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  2. he's the shit

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  3. How dare he badmouth Cadance-senpai?!

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  4. What, you guys didn't even post that crazy interview of him on canadian television?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDtn4QBr99g
    Autism at its finest.

    Also you really need to link that publish button to the captcha entry bar.

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  5. God, he wasn't kidding when he said he practiced that shit. He is just a bit too grandiose and her overanuencieates but that is orders of magnitude better than most people can sing.

    If only he weren't so fucking autistic...

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    1. There's nothing wrong with Being Autistic, but there is something wrong with you if you treat it like a crime. Get some help!

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    2. There's nothing wrong with Being Autistic, but there is something wrong with you if you treat it like a crime. Get some help!

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  6. WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A PICTURE OF FILLY CELESTIA IN PONYVILLE WHEN PONYVILLE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING EXIST BACK THEN
    DO YOU NIGGERS EVEN WATCH THE FUCKING SHOW
    FUCK

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  7. se me callo el pelo con esta porqueria

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  8. Three nigga THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    but shit he can sing.

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  9. This guy is a complete raving lunatic. He needs a tight straight jacket, a padded cell and some sedatives.

    Raven x Beastboy 4 life. <3

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