Thursday, 22 May 2014

April Showers bring May Flowers: Happy Birthday, and the Return of Molestia


This morning, after a long day of dealing with Tumblr SJW's yesterday, has brought with it a birthday present of sorts. On May 22nd, a certain Pink Haired Neo-feminist turned 18 years old, officially negating her traditional shield of "I'm a minor" for all her unscrupulous behavior.

Many will remember her long, and seemingly successful campaign to shut down the beloved ask blog "Ask Princess Molestia" on tumblr, run by artist John Joseco.

Well just after midnight, followers of Joseco's other tumblr "Ask Gaming Princess Luna" were treated to a bit of a surprise. It appears that the Princess has returned, and may be getting back to her old self again.


Sauce: http://askgamingprincessluna.tumblr.com/
This isn't the first time we've seen Molly since her deletion (which in the "storyline" was confirmed to be a result of the mysterious button pushed by Luna shortly before Molestia's disappearance), last week AGPL had Molestia returned to her by her mother (and apparent cosmic-goddess Fausticorn), but it was hinted that the character may be largely different from before.

We see today that the character isn't a complete overhaul, as in her second comic appearance (first being here) with a speaking role, she is already asking characters about whether or not she had placed their hooves in her mouth.

Sauce

This was posted with a "Happy Birthday" message, celebrating the birthday of fellow artist (and voice of Princess Molestia) "memj0123". The fact that the voice of Molestia shares a birthday with the very person who worked to get Molestia taken down, is nothing short of poetry, and for Molly to make her triumphant return on this day, is the best gift anyone could ask for.



Also: Take this http://memj0123.tumblr.com/post/85861151737/year-0f-the-kyle-it-never-has-this-is-a



Hope you enjoy your gift April, now that you plan on making a porn blog maybe you can learn a thing or to.

Oh, yeah. PinkiePony, who led a crusade against lewd drawings is STARTING A PORN SITE. We will let that speak for itself.


19 comments:

  1. "Bronies making porn of ponies is bad, but since I'm a mature 18 year old rich white womyn I can do whatever I want"

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. "Whatever, I do what I want!"

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IGxvvkPNms

      Delete
  2. Praise the suOOOOoooooOOOOH!!! PLEASE USE LUBE NEXT TIME, MOLLY!

    ReplyDelete
  3. She is old enough now... time for the reckoning

    ReplyDelete
  4. Sunbutt's back.... shit yeah.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. JJ's Sunbutt art is fucking great. Especially Molly.

      Delete
    2. All hail the sun queen! May we be spared from her sticky vanilla-smelling wrath!

      No but seriously I'm pleased as punch that she's back, ask gaming luna is nice, but it needed Sunbutt to return to JJ's former glory

      Delete
  5. For anyone that may want it, an archive of all Molestia and Ask Gamer Luna comics so far: https://mega.co.nz/#F!q8plDRhA!Mt8Jv7-aqohebZjiZBLbSA

    Sort alphabetically and they will be in correct order.

    ReplyDelete
  6. >everything on Tumblr is porn.
    Does this make Pinkiepony porn? Would anyone want to see that?

    ReplyDelete
  7. Not everything on Tumblr is porn! Just look at Ponies for Parents, who started this purity brigade to-

    Oh wait, it's not a purity brigade. The blog description sounds like Ponies for Parents is a purity brigade, but it's totally not because the mod says so:

    poniesforparents.tumblr.com/post/86505750649/submission-with-a-lovely-picture-of-black-face#notes

    ReplyDelete
  8. Death to Molestia.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. And that was your awesome contribution to this conversation.
      Can I be your friend, play in your band and ride your cool bike?

      Delete
    2. I will sacrifice you to Khorne!

      Delete
    3. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

      Delete
    4. Skulls for the skull throne!

      Delete
    5. Well, she DID asked the murder of Dudebros as her birthday present.
      That's a completely mature and rational thing to ask, right?

      Delete
  9. Praise Lord Helix... I mean the SUN

    ReplyDelete
  10. This is why the motherfucking system works out in the end. I bet that Molly will eventually get her memory back and she can return to her old, Pinkiepony-terrorizing self. Now that Pinkie's 18, she can get her fucking ass kicked to the curb like a real adult with offensive outlooks on life.

    It's a shame really, that she ruins every single thing I enjoy she touches.

    MLP? Ruined.
    Sakura Trick? Ruined.
    Life? Ruined.

    Now that she's downloaded approx. 50 terabytes of yuri onto her computer (which she can buy because she's a rich middle-class womyn who don't need no man :))))))))) ), I'm gonna have to kiss my Saturday nights goodbye, because this reprehensible little shit has ruined that too.

    But hey, at least we have Molly back. These idiotic SJWs are starting to get more exposed as the days go by, and hopefully 'SJW' will become a euphemism for 'retarded'. We can only hope.

    ReplyDelete