W4H: Arizona resident locked up for cruising Craigslist in search of some Seabiscuit by

We here at Horse-News are sad to report that an Arizona brony was recently arrested by the popo on bestiality charges after trying to fulfill the dream all of our readers every one of us craves; of taking a massive horsecock. Doniqua Donald Waelde posted the following ad on Craigslist:


Things went downhill quick. The ad read as follows:

"I am 22 years old and I want to play with a male Horse. Simple as that. If you have access to a Male horse, and can allow me access to a male horse, then contact me please ;) I will do something in return."
 Some vanilla casual took notice and narced on her to the Maricopa Po-Po, which proceeded to set up a sting operation. One of the popo horses and a popocop got their roleplay modes on as ponystitute and pimpjockey, and our unlucky horsefucker told them all about her horseflesh fetish and she was immediately locked up. Apparently, Maricopa county has a real problem with bestiality, since they've locked up four sex-with-animals offenders since 2011.

The popo have also obtained search warrants on Donald's home, and plan to confiscate all her sex toys, clop, and lube.


Better luck next time! If you're ever successful, make sure to get it on video for us!

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  2. Maricopa County: seeking to be free of niggers, wetbacks, and horsefuckers since 1993.

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  3. That's a woman O_o this is something i would of expected male bronies to do... strange. but yeah arizone is really really fucking conservative. ironically you can fuck a horse in 18 states of america. maybe she should of crossed the border before taking a minimum of 8 inches.

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    1. Nope, it's a tranny named Donald.

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  4. She rockin' the unibrow up there?

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