Mandopony prepares for gay-wedding...to Sibsy by

They've long been regarded as the fandom's "Power couple". What powers they have, nobody is really sure, but they've definitely been a thing for quite some time. And after months of speculation, it appears there are wedding bells in the air...gay wedding bells, but they ring nonetheless.

Last night, fandom sweethearts Andy "Mandopony" Stein, and Sabrina "Betty Spaghetti" Alberghetii had the big talk, and Mando confessed his her undying affection for his her lesbian companion.
While this was a relationship development that everyone knew was going to happen at some point, many were shocked at Mando's simultaneous "coming out" as a lesbian.


Mando broke the hearts of several die-hard male fans, who all dreamed of one-day being with the surprisingly masculine female-guitar player, as they now know she "plays for the other team". Thousands others were simply surprised to find out that Mando is a chick.

The plans for the wedding are still unknown, as no public date has been announced, but controversy has begun to swirl around the motivations for this move. Top Vancouver celebrity gossip columnists speculate that Mando and Sisby are actually straight, and are only pretending to be married in order to gain citizenship.
Whether this means that Sibsy wants to be American, or that Mando wants to be Canadian is yet to be determined.

Our cis-gendered republican analysists inform us that Sibsy MUST be trying to gain US citizenship so that she can "cross the border, get a green-card, and take our jobs". The head rascal-rider proceeded to lecture us on how the majority of Canadians live within 50 miles of the US border because they want in, shortly before drinking a 64-ounce Mountain Dew big gulp.

Final Draft has already begun negotiations to get the exclusive rights to stream the wedding and awkwardly moderate the vows.

Comments (10)

  1. Final Draft has already begun negotiations to get the exclusive rights to stream the wedding and awkwardly moderate the vows.

    I've never laughed harder. Thank you, Horse News.

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  2. Haha! First comment!!! God my life feels so validated right now... ehh, who am I kidding, Mando-senpai notice me!

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    1. apparently anon commented first while I was typing... you bastard. Way to kill the dream

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    2. My plan is complete! Now Mando-sempai will notice me! WAHAHAHA!

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    3. Not until you give him a good nipple massage.

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    4. >implying Mandopony was not born in a vat at Disney, with no nipples or navel-scar -- later to be kidnapped by operatives from Studio B.

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  3. I hope final can get the appropriate venue, Babscon doesn't seem like one

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  4. I thought Mando stuck to children and small rodents?

    ... well, I suppose in the right lighting Sibsy could be mistaken for either or.

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    1. >small rodents

      wtf? nigga you high?

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    2. Jesus, I could feel the sting in that one.

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